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Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

87, 89, Abilities, Analysis, average IQ, capacity, Cognitive, comparison, data, Decline, Decrease, DROPPED, GobbleCraft, higher, intelligence, IQs, Measurement, Mental, Population, statistics, study, trend, turkey, Turkeys

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	545	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

cinematic experience, cinematic journey, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film critique, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film experience, film studies, film theory, higher order kino, immersive cinema, kino experience, KraftyKino, LEVEL, lols, movie lovers, movie magic, next level kino, ready for kino, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	184904	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mines Excavated:	2777	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	264	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8479	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4217	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Emeralds Found:	8102	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!