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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 3934
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5929

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    Welcome to Malding Soyboy Edition v.3.5 Minecraft server! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a special ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re cuddled in a warm blanket while playing Minecraft. It’s so comfy, you might forget you’re in a virtual world!

    2. Want to train your LoRa skills? We have LoRa Training scripts that will turn you into a LoRa master in no time. You’ll be sending messages across the server like a pro!

    3. Need some OP Pasta to fuel your Minecraft adventures? We’ve got you covered with our top-tier degenpasta that will give you the energy you need to conquer the virtual world.

    4. Looking for some Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content? We have a whole repository dedicated to satisfying all your modeling and fetish needs. You won’t find this kind of variety on any other server!

    5. And if you’re a fan of ponies, we have PonyXL Information that will blow your mind. Get ready to ride into battle on the back of a majestic pony like never before!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Malding Soyboy Edition v.3.5 Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!

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  • Bubble Popper Minecraft SMP

    Bubble Popper Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8125
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Animals Bred: 176
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 New Chunks Explored: 134736

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride where the AI in the game has gone rogue and is causing chaos everywhere. Villagers are revolting, creepers are forming unions, and even the chickens have started their own political party.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control… kind of. Join our server and help us navigate this crazy AI apocalypse. Who knows, you might even become the hero that saves the day (or at least gets a really cool sword out of it).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1321
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 174 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7312 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and magical pixies. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

    Want to build a house made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Totally doable! And don’t even get us started on our epic roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your Minecraft life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any pants-wetting that may occur while playing on our server.)

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  • > Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

    > Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 8963
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Potions Brewed: 180 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 140 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

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    Hey there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!

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  • Lazy AI Art Minecraft Server

    Lazy AI Art Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9616
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

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    Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with basic art and lazy developers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with AI-generated art that is so ugly, it’s actually hilarious! Imagine building your dream castle with walls that look like they were drawn by a drunk toddler – that’s the kind of experience we offer.

    But wait, there’s more! Our AI art is deeply flawed and will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Spend hours trying to figure out what the heck that blob is supposed to be or why that tree has a face – the possibilities are endless!

    Join our server and spend a whole day just trying to find the right prompts for our AI art. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with terrible artwork! And hey, if you get tired of the AI art, you can always learn to draw yourself or hire a cheap artist for 3 bucks. But where’s the fun in that?

    So why would you ever want to join a Minecraft server with normal, boring art when you can join ours and experience the insanity of AI-generated masterpieces? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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  • The Anonymous SMP Minecraft Experience

    The Anonymous SMP Minecraft Experience
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 9067
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just welcoming you to the server in their own special way! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and impress the feathered fiend?

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited creative mode powers. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server

    Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 3917
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Farms Harvested: 560
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 157 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

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  • Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server

    Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 1430
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Dimension Hops: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner evangelical warrior? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even white evangelicals can’t resist joining. With only 8% of white women identifying as Christian, you know you’re in for a wild ride when you log on. Join now and become part of the craziest virtual crusade you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun online?

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  • Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft

    Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 6774
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest drama around – like that time Steve accidentally built a house on top of a creeper spawner and chaos ensued!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.

    And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 7586
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 56
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Star Shards Collected: 214

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party zone of blocky fun! Join us for epic events like the Moogle Treasure Trove where you can find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted swords.

    But wait, there’s more! We have All Saints’ Wake celebrations that will spook you to your core, Fall Guys competitions that will have you jumping for joy, and meetups that will make you laugh till you cry.

    Join us for the Spooky Club where we discuss X-files and vote on the best spooky stories, or attend the Golem Alts Meetup where you can show off your craziest Minecraft builds. And don’t miss out on the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we binge-watch epic episodes of GARO and KIBA.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! You won’t regret it, we promise (unless you’re a creeper, then maybe you should stay away).

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