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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5338 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
