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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9728 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 116 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!