| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5588 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 90 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5475 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1032 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3572 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6407 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4538 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2104 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3684 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 298 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6733 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7676 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 991029 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5380 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5263 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4827 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
