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ColdHotFood Minecraft SMP

Cold bruschetta, Cold ceviche, Cold cheesecake, Cold crab legs, Cold fried chicken, Cold fruit salad, Cold gazpacho, Cold hummus, Cold ice cream, Cold lobster tail, Cold macaroni and cheese, Cold pasta salad, cold pizza, Cold potato salad, Cold quiche, Cold sandwiches, Cold shrimp cocktail, Cold soup, Cold sushi, Cold tiramisu, ColdHotFood, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear sunglasses and the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

MineOlympics2024

athlete’s perspective, bidding process, city, Country, Cultural significance, Dream destination, economic impact, fan experience, Global Event, historical venue, Hosting, Infrastructure, international competition, Legacy, location, logistical considerations, MineOlympics2024, olympic games, sports event, tourism, travel

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6189
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Olympic Games locations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect spot for the next Olympics! Picture this: athletes competing in events like Creeper Javelin Throw, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery. And don’t even get us started on the Opening Ceremony, where players ride pigs dressed as unicorns while fireworks explode in the sky. So why settle for a regular old Olympic Games when you can join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious games ever? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!

Allies, Asia, captured, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, enemies, foreign affairs, international relations, Jongfun, Kim, Military, News, North Korea, Politics, russia, soldiers, Tensions, times of india, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, world news

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Votes:	9184
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	24

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE SAYS IT CAPTURED 2 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA HAHAHAHA. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE CRAZY SOLDIERS IN EPIC BATTLES. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES. IT’S A WILD RIDE, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MineRealm

Active, Adventures, Community, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, java, Legit, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules/

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

How long has MineRealm been running?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

How many unique players have joined MineRealm?

Over 265,000 unique players have joined MineRealm since its launch.

What is the core gameplay like on MineRealm?

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while offering additional meta-gameplay options that are fully optional.

Anime Year Quest 1.20.4

“2000s”, 1.20.4, 2006, 2006 anime, animated, animated series, Anime, Anime Series, Childhood, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite anime, favorite show, japanese animation, long tail tags, mine, Nostalgia, Quest, series, television, tv show, year

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

OMG, come join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft like it’s 2006, the golden age of anime!

We have pixelated waifus and blocky senpais waiting for you to join and build the most kawaii creations ever seen in the digital world!

Don’t be a baka, join now and let’s unleash our inner otaku while punching trees and fighting creepers! It’s like living in your favorite anime, but with more explosions and less body pillows!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory in a world where anime dreams come true! Let’s goooooo!

CrunchyBreadSisDilemma

baby food, Communication, compassion, consideration, crunchy bread, CrunchyBreadSisDilemma, dietary restrictions, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, food preferences, meal preferences, shopping list, sibling relationships, sister, soft foods, Soup, tonsil surgery, tonsillectomy, Understanding, vitamised meals

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even ask for crunchy bread without causing a family feud? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where asking for bread is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

Our server is so wild that even eating soup can lead to drama worthy of a reality TV show. Who knew that a simple request for bread could cause such chaos? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join now for a ton of fun, crazy antics, and maybe even a few tonsil-related shenanigans. Who needs solid foods when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	236
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

best dad jokes, CraftyDadJokes, dad bod, dad chuckles, Dad Comedy, dad gags, dad humor, dad humorist, dad jests, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad one-liners, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad wit, funny jokes, humor, Puns

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

accusations, ACCUSED, citizen, dies, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, foreign affairs, Governmental Affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Intelligence Operations, international relations, iran, Iran Spying, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, national security, political tensions, Spycraft, Spying, SWISS, Swiss Citizen, SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Meteorites Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

LA Accent Swap Server

accent, cultural norms, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender mimicry, gender performance, gender presentation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, LA accents, linguistic cues, Server, social constructs, speech patterns., Swap, vocal characteristics, vocal impersonation, vocal inflection., vocal mimicry, vocal modulation, vocal stereotypes, voice imitation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	754
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Runes Activated:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the whole wide world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… On this server, pigs can fly! That’s right, you heard me! Pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got talking cows that spit out diamonds instead of milk. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s mind-blowing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!