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Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

acceptance, BiCrafters, biphobia, Bisexual, discrimination, Diversity, educate, equality, fluidity, Fun, greedy, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, misconceptions, Pansexual, prejudice, Sexuality, Stereotypes, stigma, Whores

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Potions Brewed:	70	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magic Items Found:	7743	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

AnonCraft, Anons, cafe, Characters, college, Conclusion, cute, DESERVED, Development, finished, Ichika, Itsuki, jack shit, Manga, Miku, movies, nino, praise, QQ, romance, Server, Storyline, Ultimate, WIN

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	898153	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

AMBITION, career, culture, employment, entitled, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement mentality, Expectations, Finally, generation, Good, job market, laziness, LazyCraft, millennial, Millennials, motivation, PARASITES, Put, Skills, society, Stereotypes, work, work ethic, work-life balance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1163	Love Letters Sent:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, blockout…, Break, Conspiracy, dystopian, enclave, Fallout, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Mutants, post-apocalyptic, power struggle, Rebellion, RPG, Sci Fi, Survival, Technology, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Farms Harvested:	474
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

biden, Bidens, Candidate, Conflict, CREEPERS, Decision making, Die, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, RFK, Vote, War, young Americans, Zion don

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	6850	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4/11, 4/17, 4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Star Shards Collected:	126
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	156
Runes Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!