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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2195 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul’s dating experience!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about awkward kisses or premature…uh, endings. Our players are experts at building and crafting, but also know how to treat each other right.
We guarantee that you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, and you won’t have to deal with any jerks who can’t even make it through a makeout session without embarrassing themselves. So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be screwing up is your virtual house design (but don’t worry, we have tutorials for that)!
