ultimate human – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

This is Smashed Minecraft SMP
Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful
Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

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Minecraft SMP: Mom’s Crafting Corner
comedy, Corner, Crafting, DISRESPECTFUL, Doin your mom, enemies, family, Friends, funny, humor, internet culture, Lovers, Minecraft, mom jokes, momma’s boy, moms, mother-in-law, relationship, roast, savage, smp, social media, taboo, Thread, viral
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having your friends, enemies, and even lovers all competing against each other in epic battles and hilarious shenanigans.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that everyone’s mom is always on the table…literally! That’s right, your mom, my mom, their mom – they’re all just chilling on tables waiting to be interacted with. Will you team up with someone’s mom to take down your foes? Or maybe you’ll just have a nice chat with someone else’s mom about the weather. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Who knows, you might just end up becoming best friends with someone’s mom along the way. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

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New Server IP
AquariousMC
Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft Survival PVP Economy Plugins Custom Vanilla Minigames Creative Factions Prison Towny RPG Exploration Adventure Building Redstone Mods Hardcore, Survival
AquariousMC is a new skyblock server aimed at providing simple and fun gameplay for all players. We focus on consistent updates while making sure they are easy to use and enjoy.
┃ Store: store.aquariousmc.com ┃ Website: https://aquariousmc.com ┃ Discord: https://discord.aquariousmc.com
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BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server
3D Debut, Anime List, baubau, baubaus, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, debut, Edition, Fun, fuwamoco, merch, Minecraft, NSFW, Schedule, Server, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, Vote, VTL team info, youtube channel
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, where players are born to build like never before!
But wait, there’s more! Our server features 3D debuts, unarchived content that will blow your mind, and a YouTube channel that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! Plus, don’t miss out on our exclusive merch that will have you looking like a Minecraft superstar in no time.
Join us on this epic adventure filled with baubau-related content, NSFW surprises, and a VTL team that will have you questioning reality. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with excitement!

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New Server IP
Tony vs Lauderdale Minecraft SMP Battle
altercation, battle, challenge, clash, Combat, combatant, Competition, Conflict, Confrontation, Contender, Duel, Fight, lauderdale, match, Minecraft, Rivalry, showdown, smp, spar, Struggle, Tony, Victor
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles between players like Tony and Lauderdale! Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown? Join now to witness the clash of the titans and place your bets on the winner!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right – DIAMONDS! So saddle up your pig and get ready to soar through the skies in search of riches beyond your wildest dreams.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Legend has it that he once defeated an army of creepers with just a single peck. Join now and see if you have what it takes to earn Cluck Norris’s respect and become a true legend in the world of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness, mayhem, and magic that await you in this wacky world of wonder!

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New Server IP
Feline Friends Minecraft Server
adventure games, animal companions, cat companions, cat lovers, Feline, feline friends, Friends, furry friends, games, Gaming, indie games, interactive games, Minecraft, mobile games, Multiplayer Games, pet simulation, Puzzle Games, role playing games, Server, simulation games, single player games, video games, virtual reality games, virtual-pets
Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not because our server offers a unique feature – cat companions! These feline friends will follow you around, meowing encouragement and bringing you gifts like fish and diamonds. Plus, they’re great at keeping creepers away with their ninja-like reflexes.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground cat society that you can join. They have their own catnip farms, laser pointer battles, and even a cat-themed fashion show every Saturday. Who knew cats had such a vibrant social life in Minecraft?
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a giant cat, armed with a diamond sword and a laser pointer? Only on our server, where the cats rule and the fun never stops. Join now and unleash your inner crazy cat person!

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New Server IP
100% Deserved Minecraft SMP
100, 100% deserved, absolutely deserved, absolutely justified, completely deserved, completely earned, DESERVED, deserving, EARNED, fully deserved, fully earned, Justified, Minecraft, rightfully earned, rightfully so, smp, truly deserved, truly earned, truly justified, well deserved, well-deserved recognition, well-earned
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is 100% guaranteed to make you question your sanity!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition? The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous) on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these legendary weapons for themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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New Server IP
OGPrison
Challenging, classic, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Escape, Features, freedom, futuristic, grind, Innovative, MCMMO, Mechanics, Nostalgia, Prison, Progression, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Roleplay, strategy, Systems, Unique
Welcome to OGPrison.net – Where Classic Prison Meets Futuristic Innovation
Step into a world where the classic prison grind you know and love meets cutting-edge concepts for a truly unforgettable experience. At OGPrison, we’ve crafted a fully custom prison server that brings back the nostalgic prison gameplay of the past, with a touch of the future to keep things exciting and fresh.
Classic Grind, Modern Twist: Experience the deep, hard-fought progression of old-school prison servers. The journey will be tough and grindy, just like the good ol’ days, as you work your way up from a humble inmate to the ultimate freedom. But we don’t stop there – we’ve infused futuristic elements into the gameplay, adding exciting new mechanics, systems, and features that keep you on your toes and engaged for the long haul.
Nostalgia with a New Edge: Relive the thrill of prison life with a nostalgic yet innovative twist. Our fully custom builds and features allow players to experience a world that feels both familiar and refreshing. We’ve taken the best aspects of classic prison gameplay and enhanced them with futuristic elements that challenge and reward you in ways you haven’t experienced before.
Progression Like Never Before: The grind is real, but the rewards are worth it. Earn your freedom through sweat and strategy, and climb the ranks in a way that’s as satisfying as it is challenging. With unique features, quests, dungeons and systems, you’ll always find something new to conquer as you work towards the ultimate prize: become the top.
Join us at OGPrison.net for a truly classic, grindy prison experience with a futuristic twist. Are you ready to escape the past and build your future with us?
OGPrison.net

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New Server IP
LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server
acceptance, Community, Diverse, equality, Gaming, INCLUSIVE, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, love is love, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pride, safe space, Server, virtual
LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!
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New Server IP
Social Contract Minecraft Server
contract, kike tunnels, kikes, Minecraft, portal to hell, raping kids, recession, Server, Social, social contract, synagogues
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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WTF WT! Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.
– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.
– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.
So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

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