| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4427 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7107 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2780 |
Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21
51.210.221.83:3161
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7086 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 95 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 232141 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7401 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground Bitcoin mine where players can earn virtual cryptocurrency while they play. Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the world. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those llamas…they mean business.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2792 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our upcoming stream involves SC Reading on Tuesday 11/12 @9PM ET, where we dive into the craziest stories and memes from our community? Or maybe you’re interested in our previous stream where we watched a video of a cat trying to play Minecraft – pure comedy gold!
But wait, there’s more! We have a 1st original song called BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t even get me started on our 3D debut that had us all rolling on the floor laughing!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft dance party with our hilarious community members. See you there!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5368 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Join us if you’ve never cared for Meadow’s love life, because here, we’ve got llamas getting married, villagers starting a gossip club, and creepers trying to find their soulmates (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and the Nether is basically a hot mess of piglins throwing wild parties with gold nuggets as currency.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a soap opera on steroids, come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two.
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4541 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 386108 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Tyler and Snowi are a dynamic duo of content creators known for their engaging videos on social media platforms. With a passion for travel, adventure, and positivity, they document their adventures around the world, inspiring others to embrace new experiences and live life to the fullest. Together, they bring a unique blend of humor, creativity, and authenticity to their content, earning them a dedicated following of fans and followers.
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5129 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 379 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Join us and witness the epic battles, dramatic storylines, and jaw-dropping builds created by our diverse and talented players. Say goodbye to the bro-y world of ball games and call of duty, and say hello to a new era of gaming where women and LGBTQ+ gamers reign supreme.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the revolution. Who knows, you might even discover your inner warrior princess or fabulous queen along the way!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7751 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1207 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.
So why didn’t Dems steal it? Because they knew they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1182 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 485 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with chuds who can’t make up their minds about trans girls. One minute they’re sliding into their DMs, and the next they’re spewing transphobic nonsense. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion, but hey, at least it’s never boring!
So if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hot and fresh daily, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our SMP, anything can happen – even chuds jacking off to trans girls one minute and being transphobic the next. It’s a wild world out there, folks!
