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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3055 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft…the legendary Butt-Dragon! Yes, you heard me right. This majestic beast roams our lands, leaving a trail of sparkly rainbow poop in its wake.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.
Gigi 
