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CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Animals Bred:	50	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, donetsk, east, eastern europe, eastern front, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intervention, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Russian tactics, SECURITY, separatists, Server, strategy, superior firepower, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s east is buckling under improved russian tactics and superior firepower… but fear not! because in our server, ukraine has an army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords ready to take on the russian invaders! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken hat. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and help ukraine defend against the russian onslaught in the most ridiculous way possible!

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

BlockyConspiracyCraft

AMERICANS, anti-social tendencies, authoritarianism, Beliefs, BlockyConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy Theory, discrimination, extremism, Immigrants, Minorities, Misinformation, negative views, personality traits, political establishment, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, social psychology, society, White replacement, Women

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	277

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all da conspiracy theories u could ever want, including da infamous “White Replacement” theory! If u believe in dat ish, den u gonna fit right in wit our crew of anti-social, authoritarian, immigrant-hatin’, minority-bashin’, woman-disrespectin’ players. We got a whole community of peeps who think like u, so come on down and let’s spread some wild theories together in our virtual world. Plus, we got bomb builds and epic battles to keep u entertained for hours on end. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Social Media Minecraft Server

coding, Crafty, elon musk, front page design, Media, Minecraft, modern website, Online Community, recent posts, recent users, Server, site design, site development, Social, social media, social-networking, user engagement, user experience, user interface, web development, Website Design, website functionality, website innovation, website interactivity

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring, outdated social media sites? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t see any recent posts or recent users here, because who needs that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead?

Join our server and escape the mundane world of social media for a land of endless possibilities. Who needs Elon Musk’s fancy sites when you can create your own virtual world with blocks and pixels? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re disappointed by how addictive and fun our server is! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your own adventure!

Minecraft SMP: >—{ Forget Reality Graphics }—<

3d modeling, abstract design, animation, artistic interpretation, bad, Beautiful, computer graphics, creative expression, decent, digital art, forget, Good, Graphic design, graphics, immersive art, Minecraft, MS-DOS, pixel art, Reality, smp, surrealism, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Towns Built:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	148	Enchantments Applied:	149

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the graphics are so mind-blowingly amazing that you’ll forget what reality even is! It’s like stepping into a pixelated wonderland where everything is beautiful, except for that one block that looks like it was made in MS-DOS. But hey, we don’t talk about that block.

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with giant chickens, and even a conspiracy theory about why the villagers always seem to be up to something shady.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your pixelated family.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for that one block that looks like it’s straight out of MS-DOS. It’s a real eyesore.

Bestie’s Bungalow Takeover

Agreement, anger, apartment, avoidance, band practice, Best Friend, Besties, BETRAYAL, Bungalow, Clarity, Communication, Confrontation, decision, friendship, Furniture, kitchen, misunderstanding, moving out, offer, perspective, roommate, TAKEOVER, Tension

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Emeralds Found:	5680
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate story.

Imagine a world where your best friend suddenly hates you for no apparent reason, just like Christine did in this tale. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe your virtual best friend will turn on you too!

And don’t worry about making fair offers for furniture and kitchen items, because on our server, everything is free! No need to worry about negotiating prices or feeling guilty for not offering more. Just grab what you need and start building your dream virtual home.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Minecraft band with a partner who suddenly starts acting cold towards you. The possibilities are endless on our server!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	299
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6780	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	249	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3673	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Potions Brewed:	161	Dimension Hops:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!