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MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1847
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	1941	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

anti-fascism, Austria, Democracy, Demokratie, Faschismus, fascism, FascistFree, freedom, Freiheit, FUNLAND, Für Frieden, History, Hitler’s birthplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mahnen, memorial site, memorial stone, Millionen Tote, Peace, Reign, Remembrance, resistance, SUPREME, world war II

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

city breaks, Craft, CREEPERS, crowded places, cultural attractions, Europe, European capitals, Exploring, hidden gems, historical sites, landmarks, local experiences, must-see places, Off the beaten path, overhyped spots, overrated attractions, popular destinations, SightSeeing, Spots, tourism, Tourist, tourist traps, touristy areas, trap, travel, vacation spots

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

approaches, challenge, challenger, comparison, Competition, console, debate, Entertainment, future prospects, Gaming, Gaming Community, graphics, GREATNESS, innovation, LolCraft, Nostalgia, Performance, Playstation 2, Popularity, Sales, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Falling into the Void:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	4535
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

Adventure, aid, Awareness, Conflict, Crisis, depression, Epic, Help, Humanity, intervention, Land, mental health, Military, Russian soldier, Steves, SUICIDE, Support, Tragedy, Trauma, Ukraine, Video, violence, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	149
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2838	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The New Gate 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	47
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Emeralds Found:	7348
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a GIGANTIC dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, because on this server, you have the power to FLY and defeat any mythical creature that comes your way.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with TREASURE beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because the base is guarded by a pack of ZOMBIE PIGMEN who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine building your very own CASTLE made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. Yes, you heard that right. Your castle will be the envy of all your friends on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!

Pixelated Weebs

Anime, Attack, bl, Definitively Femcels, double standards, feminism, gender equality, Keanu Reeves, mainstream media, Male Incels, Misandry, Misogyny, pixelated, Ships, Social Issues, sports anime, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Twilight, Weeb’s, yaoi

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes! Are you a fan of Anime? We’ve got all your favorite shows playing on repeat 24/7. Love Ships? We’ve got a whole fleet waiting for you to explore. And don’t even get us started on Yaoi and BL – it’s a shipper’s paradise!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special section dedicated to Twilight fans – because who doesn’t love a sparkly vampire love triangle? And for all you sports anime enthusiasts out there, get ready to hit the virtual field and show off your skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve even got a secret section dedicated to Keanu Reeves. That’s right, the one and only Keanu is a regular player on our server, battling creepers and building epic structures like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our crazy community of definitively Femcels who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. And remember, the mainstream media may only attack male incels, but here on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms. Double standards, who?