#UkyoTachibana Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	196	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Votes:	3968
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	9395	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	4790	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magic Items Found:	6128
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8399	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Void Gems Collected:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
New Chunks Explored:	201967	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1689

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!