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Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

Adventures, blocky, CREEPERS, Enjoyable, fall in love, MahoAko, wfm, wretched fate, YuRi, Yuri protagonists, Yuris

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

The Blocky Incest Palace

adult content, Archive, blocky, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, greentext, hot, Incest, kink, OC, Older stories, Palace, Roleplay, Screencaps, sexual adventures, Stories, taboo, taboo relationships, Thread, Wincest

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3588
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

activism, Allegiance, Civil unrest, Conflict, confusion, Crafty, debate, Democracy, Division, Government, loyalty, national identity, nationalism, opposition, partisanship, patriotism, Pick, polarization, political divide, Politics, protest, Side, Social Issues, society

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8747
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	84	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

Civilization, creeper, critical, culture, Defense, heritage, Hero, historical, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influential, Legacy, preservation, Protection, saves, saves Western civilization, SAVING, Significance, society, Time, tradition, VALUES, Western civilization, world, YeetCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl’s, BLOCK, cute, Japanese culture, Kawaii, kawaii girl, Manga, moe, moe aesthetic, moe art, moe character, moe style, moegirl, MoegirlsCraft, Otaku, otaku culture, Side, waifu, waifu material

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

accident, black people, Colorful, controversial statement, Crafty, Cultural awareness, cultural comparison, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Minecraft, Political Correctness, prejudice, race relations, racial profiling, racism, Russian, Server, Shenanigans, slavs, social commentary, social justice, Stereotypes, wrong color

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!