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Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server with a PABG (Pawn’s Adventure Battle Grounds) edition!

Imagine a world where you can create your own pawn and battle it out with other players in epic quests and adventures. Official Capcom Survey? We don’t need that, we’ve got our own crazy surveys that will have you laughing for days.

Patch Notes? Who needs those when you can experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next! And don’t even get us started on our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your head spin!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a dragon with a pawn as your trusty sidekick. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	9680	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

ANNOYING, Beep, beeping, black people, Boop, Community, Craft, Cultural differences, Detectors, fire prevention, Frustration, home safety, household habits, ignorance, inaction, living conditions, maintenance, neglect, noise pollution, racial bias, RESPONSIBILITY, Rhythm, safety hazard, sense, smoke, smoke detectors, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	711485
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	6840

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

– “OopsCraft” – “FailCraft” – “DerpCraft” – “EpicFailCraft” – “BlunderCraft” – “FailWhaleCraft” – “WhoopsieCraft” – “FacepalmCraft” – “FailFishCraft” – “EpicDerpCraft”

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9300	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where getting pregnant is a power move. That’s right, our players are so dedicated to the game that they will stop at nothing to ensure their bloodline continues.

One player was so determined to pass on their genes that they accidentally hurt their in-game partner in the process. But hey, no harm no foul, right? Especially when she ends up giving birth to triplets, all fathered by the same player. Talk about a Minecraft love story for the ages!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and hilarious as it is entertaining, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. Just remember to always use protection…or not, if you’re feeling adventurous.

Crafty Steve’s Campaign Trail: The Minecraft Server for Future Presidents

#announcement, anticipation, Campaign, campaign trail, Candidate, Crafty, decision, election, Future, hopeful, leadership, media coverage, Minecraft, News, Political process, Politics, Presidency, presidential campaign, presidents, public opinion, Server, Steves, strategy, Time, Trail, Waiting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8727	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh harder than a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even Herobrine can’t stop laughing! Join us and you’ll be rolling on the floor with laughter as you build your own virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the comedy chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie pigman running for president!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

#14hourBroadcast, #CrossRegionDataCenterTravelTest, #FinalFantasyFans, #finalfantasyxiv, #FinalFantasyXVI, #GamingCommunity, #InGameEvents, #PvPSeries5, #ReleaseDate, collaboration, DAWNTRAIL, earlyaccess, Edition, endwalker, freecompanies, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, mmorpg, OnlineGaming, promotionalsite, Resources, xivg

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	New Chunks Explored:	889833
Runes Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, confusion, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, depression, emotional distress, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, ISOLATION, lack of motivation, lost job, lottery ticket, mental health, neet habits, porn, secrecy, Steves, sudden wealth, suicidal thoughts, unemployed, unemployment, video games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	4587
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

Astrophysics, blocks, bunch, cosmic evolution, cosmic origins, cosmic significance, cosmology, Cosmos, Crafty, Existence, iron abundance, iron creation, iron production, scientific discovery, scientific explanation, Scientific inquiry, scientific perspective, scientific reasoning, Scientific theory, space exploration, universal existence, universal purpose, Universe, universe formation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	New Chunks Explored:	370247
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

America, AUTHORITY, China, Competition, control, CREEPERS, DOMINANCE, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Global influence, global politics, hegemony, influence, international relations, Murica, national pride, power, strength, Submission, SUPERPOWER, Supremacy, world power, YeehawCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

Backlash, blocky, controversy, cover, Drama, Edition, fanbase, female vtuber, gossip, hololive, holostar, Mods, official boyfriend, Online Community, pairing, Private Lives, QUEENS, relationships, Rumors, speculation, Virtual idol, Vtuber, wiki bios

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Animals Bred:	153	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Farms Harvested:	595	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!