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Minecraft SMP: TechWorkersGoneWild

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	176	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous alliances and backstabbing your way to the top!

Our server is like no other, with challenges that will test your survival skills to the limit. From building towering castles to battling hordes of creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all – we also offer exclusive resources and loot that you won’t find anywhere else. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got you covered. How about a pet dragon that can fly you to the ends of the earth? We can make it happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HealthNews4Bae

anxiety, Communication, comparison, Context, Empathy, fainting, Graves Disease, health, health anxiety, HealthNews4Bae, high heart rate, insensitivity, medical article, mis-diagnosis, news article, relationship, stress, Support, tachycardia, Understanding, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Votes:	9327
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this guy’s relationship! Our server is so exciting, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next!

Just like this guy sent his girlfriend a random article about Daisy Ridley’s health, you never know what kind of crazy messages you’ll receive from your fellow players. Will it be a link to a funny meme or a secret treasure map hidden in the game? The possibilities are endless!

And just like this guy’s girlfriend, you might find yourself questioning everything when you join our server. Are you really just playing Minecraft, or is there a deeper meaning behind every block you break and every mob you defeat? Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy that will blow your mind!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the answers to life’s biggest mysteries while building your dream world. The only thing you can be sure of is that you’ll never be bored on our server!

ParanoidPlayerMC SMP

anxiety, apprehension, concern, distrust, fear of the unknown, FEARS, hypervigilance, Insecurity, irrational fears, mental health, nervousness, obsessive thoughts, overthinking, panic attacks, PARANOIA, ParanoidPlayerMC, phobias, self-doubt, smp, stress, suspicious, unease, worries

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Alien Abductions:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of being pranked or trolled in Minecraft? Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of someone stealing all your diamonds? Well, fear no more, because our Minecraft SMP is the safest place to play! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal from you. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples that will protect you from any harm. So join us now and say goodbye to your paranoia, because on our server, the only thing you have to worry about is running out of snacks while you mine for diamonds!

DreamCraft: Memorable Moments

dream, dream analysis, dream experience, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memory, dream recall, dream sequence, dream symbolism, dream therapy, dream world, DreamCraft, FANTASY, imagination, lucid dreaming, memorable, memorable dream, MOMENTS, Sleep, subconscious, surreal dream, vivid dream

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams really do come true!

Join us and experience the most epic dreamland you could ever imagine, where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and have a dance party with a friendly army of zombies.

But beware, in this dreamy paradise, you never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner. Will you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot, or will you find yourself in a heated battle with a horde of evil villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams run wild!

FaunaFragrance Minecraft Server

animal scent, Animals, aromatic, biology, earthy, Environment, Fauna, fauna scent, FaunaFragrance, fragrant, Fresh, Minecraft, musky, Natural, Nature, nature scent, outdoors, scent, Server, smell, wildlife, wildlife scent, zoology

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty gamers and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies! Yes, you heard that right – Fauna smells like pure enchantment!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Join us and become a part of their wacky adventures as they navigate through political intrigue and hilarious mishaps.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the occasional pair of enchanted golden pants! So come join us and experience the wild and whimsical world of Fauna – where the smell is just the beginning!

Minecraft SMP: MyStupidSlutSisterJustBrokeUpWithHerBF

BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, Breakup, coping, emotional turmoil, ex boyfriend, family drama, foids, healing, HEARTBREAK, long-term relationships, Manipulation, Minecraft, moving on, MyStupidSlutSisterJustBrokeUpWithHerBF, relationships, sister, smp, social media, Support, thirst traps, toxic behavior, twisted behavior

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any pesky exes or thirsty siblings getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make your ex’s tears look like mere drops in the ocean. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds?

NoMoreFoodieFriends

autism, Communication, Conflict Resolution, crust, eating habits, friendship, Manners, Mussels, NoMoreFoodieFriends, pizza, restaurant etiquette, rude behavior, service charge, Shells, snapping fingers, social gatherings, Social Skills, Spaghetti, tomato sauce, uk, waiter

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	1374
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your friend with autism who eats spaghetti with a spoon? Look no further! Join our server for a dining experience like no other!

We promise you won’t have to snap your fingers at any waiters to get their attention, and you definitely won’t have to worry about anyone trying to eat mussel shells. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous builds that will keep you entertained for hours.

So come join us and leave your weird eating habits at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn how to eat spaghetti with a fork along the way! Just remember, on our server, the only thing getting cut out of the middle of a pizza is a slice for you to enjoy. See you there!

SongSucksMinecraftSMP

#earworm, ANNOYING, Awful, bad lyrics, cringe, despised, detested, dislike, grating, grueling listening experience, hated song, IRRITATING, least favorite, loathed, Music, music taste, musical preferences, SongSucksMinecraftSMP, Terrible, Unbearable, worst song

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4329	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of listening to terrible music and want to escape to a world where bad songs don’t exist? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of mining and crafting! We guarantee that you’ll never have to suffer through another cringy pop song again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary jukebox that plays the most epic tunes you’ve ever heard. Rumor has it that listening to these songs will give you superhuman mining abilities and make your crops grow faster. So why waste your time listening to terrible music when you could be rocking out in our Minecraft world?

Join us now and say goodbye to bad songs forever!

NightlyCrafts

accommodations, Adventure, BIZARRE, memorable, NightlyCrafts, odd, Off the beaten path, Overnight, Place, quirky, Random, sleepover, spending the night, strange, Surprising, travel, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected location, unique experience, UNUSUAL

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Have you ever found yourself stranded in the middle of nowhere with nothing but a pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in the wilderness again!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of rabid chickens. But beware, for the chickens are not to be underestimated – they have been known to peck players to death with their razor-sharp beaks!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try your hand at our infamous “Bedrock Challenge”? Legend has it that those who manage to mine their way through the impenetrable bedrock will be rewarded with a secret treasure chest filled with rare items and untold riches. Just be prepared to face off against a horde of angry creepers along the way!

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself spending the night in a cozy little dirt hut with a friendly Enderman as your roommate!

WolbachiaWarsMC

Aedes aegypti, aerial delivery, community health, disease-fighting mosquitoes, Drones, Field deployment, field research, infectious disease control, innovative solutions, innovative technology, mosquito control, mosquito eradication, mosquito-borne illnesses, public health, uncrewed aerial vehicle, Unmanned aircraft, vector control, vector-borne diseases, Wolbachia bacteria, Wolbachia-infected, WolbachiaWarsMC

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1373	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	204	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

yo yo yo come join dis server where we use DRONES to deliver MOSQUITOES to fight disease! like, how crazy is dat?? we out here in da field deploying Wolbachia-infected Aedes aegypti like it’s nobody’s business. ain’t no other server doin’ it like us, fam. so come through and be a part of dis wild adventure. we got drones, we got mosquitoes, we got disease-fightin’ action goin’ on 24/7. ain’t no time to waste, join us now and let’s save the world one mosquito at a time!