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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6310 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3222 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 27 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.
So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?