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CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

Cherry Block

Anti-Griefing, Anti-Stealing, balance, BLOCK, Cheating, Cherry, Community, Discord, Elevate, Experience, HACKING, Ip:, Memories, Mods, multiplayer, PORT, Premium, rules, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Gods Slained:	0

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

Q: What is the server’s philosophy?

A: Embrace the Golden Rule, no room for griefing or stealing, zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Q: How long has the server been operational?

A: The server has been operational since 2019.

Q: How can I join the vibrant community?

A: Visit the Discord linked on the website and start creating unforgettable memories with us!

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	6937	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4316	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7977	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	New Chunks Explored:	424215
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	117	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?