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The SpyCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever because apparently Russia has nukes left for only 2 weeks! Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the virtual world while trying to avoid getting blown up by rogue missiles.

But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold all our epic PvP battles and build competitions. Who knew that surviving in Minecraft could be so intense?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart both your fellow players and potential nuclear threats. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a blast (literally)!

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Emeralds Found:	4032
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).

PensionPayoutsMC Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	New Chunks Explored:	433632
Buildings Constructed:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than the argentine senate passing pension spending increases! we are so wild, we make president milei’s radical austerity look like a snooze fest!

our server is so lit, it will make you forget all about politics and get lost in a world of blocks and creepers. we have crazy events like pig racing and diamond hunting competitions.

join us and be part of a community that is as chaotic as a government budget meeting. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BorderCraftRailz

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

So, like, on this server, we got this epic rail bridge that, like, totally collapsed near the US-Canada border. But, like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Join our server and help us rebuild the bridge using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried under the rubble. So, like, grab your pickaxe and get digging, because you never know what you might find. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and diamond armor. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Travel back in time with Historia Nations SMP – join to rule the land and make history! Java 1.20.1, Discord included.

#announcement, 1.20.1, banned, bully, Discord, Dupe, exploits, Glory, Griefing, Hacks, historia, History, Included, java, Join, Land, loopholes, Mods, Nations, netherite, Open Parties, Riches, rule, rules, scam, smp, Time, travel, troll, Vanilla, World Map, Xaero’s minimap

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Historia Nations SMP Server Overview

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Do you want to pursue Glory and Riches? Join the Historia Nations SMP! Powered by Xaero’s Minimap, World Map, and Open Parties mod, Historia has been able to make a fun experience around your nations! Join the discord for more information.

Rules:

Rule	Description
Do not grief land claims or active players’ builds.	This is only allowed if the party your griefing is at war with you.
Do not use hacks, exploits, or x-ray texture packs.	The mods allowed are enough. Pass any other personal additions by staff and receive approval before using.
Do not steal or scam large amounts of loot from active players.	Land claim scams are not cool, but not disallowed.
Do not dupe or spread information about dupes.
Do not bully players.
Do not troll or harass players using PVP.	Killing, or combat logging, and don’t attack their claims very frequently.
Do not trap players to make the game unplayable.
Netherite armor or tools are currently banned.	This will change in the future, but it is outlawed right now to make sure most late joiners have time to catch up.
Do not attempt to ban someone for your own goals.	Unless they have violated a rule stated (no false reporting either).
Joining the Discord is highly recommended.	For announcements, world map, and rules.

Doing any of the listed actions will result in a ban from the server. Abusing loopholes in the rules is punishable.

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Air T.V., Analysis, Anime, Characters, Community, discussion, episodes, fan theories, forum, INFORMATION, long tail tag, Minecraft, Opinions, PixelPunch, Plot, QRD, query, question.., Recommendations, review, Server, speculation, Thoughts

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Animals Bred:	185	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into the world of Air T.V. on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic parties. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers? We got you covered.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

YubiSMP – The Virtual Minecraft Experience

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on Pogu Pogu Edition where the adventures never end and the memes never stop. Our server IP is 104.194.11.50:25570, but beware, only the bravest of players can handle the craziness that awaits.

Need a break from mining and building? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ to see the world from a whole new perspective. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry, we have a handy guide on how to install and play at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW.

But wait, there’s more! Visit our website at https://yubicraft.github.io/ for a tag picker and other ridiculous links that will have you laughing for days. And if you want a sneak peek at the chaos that awaits, watch our Yubicraft Aerial Tour videos at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukqm4Xwd_Fk and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5VHZdpNj8Y.

Join us for our upcoming event, Tako Gacha Banner 4, where you can win insane prizes and show off your skills to the whole server. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and become a legend on Pogu Pogu Edition!

BabyBlockParty

#announcement, baby, BabyBlockParty, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, Complications, consideration, Decision making, emotional, family, in-laws, miscarriages, patience, Pregnancy, privacy, privacy concerns, relationships, Respect, Sensitive, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7900	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Enchantments Applied:	141	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wild family saga.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll experience more plot twists than a soap opera. From secret pregnancies to nosy in-laws, there’s never a dull moment.

Join us and navigate through family dynamics more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be able to keep your own secrets safe from prying eyes, or will you end up like the poor player who accidentally spilled the beans to the entire server?

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community where every day is a new adventure. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft server!

HateLovedMC SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchantments Applied:	50	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff and following the same old rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and instead of seeing the usual pixelated landscapes, you’re greeted by a giant pink unicorn flying through the sky shooting rainbow lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Want to build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Why not!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a weekly “Build Battle” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures.

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and want to let your creativity run wild, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

As for that annoying fictional character that everyone seems to like but gets on your nerves? Well, on our server, you can build a giant statue of them and blow it up with TNT. Problem solved!

CraftyCatastrophe

Adversity, coping mechanisms, CraftyCatastrophe, crisis management., dark times, difficult times, emotional turmoil, facing obstacles, hard times, inner strength, life obstacles, life struggles, low points, mental health, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal hardships, resilience, tough situations, traumatic experiences, worst time

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4632
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Star Shards Collected:	116
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only griefing you’ll experience is from our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper! He loves to sneak up on unsuspecting players and blow up their creations for a good laugh. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Looking for a challenge? Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has been known to challenge players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our exclusive mini-game, “Sheep Jousting.” Grab a saddle and a stick and ride your trusty sheep into battle against other players. The last sheep standing wins a lifetime supply of wool and the admiration of all the other players.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have exploding creepers, dance battles with dragons, and sheep jousting? It’s the worst time of your life, but in the best way possible!