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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2306 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7151 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!