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  • YesToMinecraft

    YesToMinecraft
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8224
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be saying “YES” to endless fun and craziness! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

    So, if you want to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, then join us now! Say “YES” to adventure, laughter, and pure insanity. You won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JabariCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    JabariCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 677
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the IDF taking down the deputy weapons production head Mohammed al-Jabari! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. come build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBodyPositivity

    BlockyBodyPositivity
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 9880
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Star Shards Collected: 220
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Chimeras Created: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mechafem Minecraft Server

    Mechafem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9861
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is run by Mechamaru, the gender-swapping robot! One minute he’s a dude, the next minute she’s a dudette! It’s like playing Minecraft with a whole new perspective every time!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight! Can you handle the clucking challenge?

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up random blocks and leaving you surprise gifts like TNT and diamonds. Who knew creepers could be so generous?

    4. We have a special event every Friday night called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses and try to outsmart the evil zombie jockeys. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, Mechamaru might be a girl next time you log in. It’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP

    SMP Shenanigans with Anon in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 9548
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Magic Items Found: 2680

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of players who only communicate in meows and another group who can only speak in pig grunts. It’s like a real-life animal kingdom, but with blocky graphics!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit touchy-feely.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to conquer the legendary parkour course that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to a dance-off before they can pass. Trust us, you’ve never seen a chicken do the moonwalk like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server

    ShallowBitchCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 9347
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Runes Activated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her friend.

    Looking for a server where friendships are tested and insults are thrown like snowballs in a snow biome? Look no further! Witness the epic showdown between OP’s boyfriend and her friend, as they battle it out in a war of words over his appearance. Will OP choose love or friendship? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, even if it means calling out your bestie for being a total meanie. Watch as OP unleashes a fiery tirade, burning bridges faster than a lava flow in the Nether. Will their friendship survive the heat, or will it crumble like a sandcastle in a desert?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have drama, am I right? See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your friend’s questionable taste in men)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBullyZoneMC

    NoBullyZoneMC
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 7912
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Votes: 1569 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Animals Bred: 151 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic battles! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous waters of sibling rivalry and step-sibling drama.

    Embark on quests to defend your sweet cousin Elodie from the evil bully Sofia. Will you stand up for justice and protect the innocent, or will you join forces with the dark side and spread chaos and mayhem?

    But beware, for alliances will be tested and friendships will be strained. Will you choose loyalty to your family or loyalty to the bully? The choice is yours, but choose wisely, for the fate of the family hangs in the balance.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and show us your Minecraft skills as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds and childhood rivalries. Who knew family gatherings could be this intense? Let the games begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

    ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1241
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 305
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

    From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFoolsMC

    CraftyFoolsMC
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 4958
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 161
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

    Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 4562
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Star Shards Collected: 55 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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