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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2010 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!