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  • Mystic Forge Land 1.20.2

    Mystic Forge Land 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than these cockroach animals on the loose!

    We’ve got more chaos than /k/, more confusion than /uhg/, more nonsense than /nu-sg/, and more fabulousness than /lgbt/!

    Come join the madness and escape from the teleperformance animals taking over the world! Post your wildest T*ranic animal creations and let your imagination run wild!

    Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Kiev Crew #14366

    Crafty Kiev Crew #14366

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! But don’t worry, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken to chase them down and reclaim your precious loot.

    Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by an army of dancing skeletons. Will you defeat them with your epic dance moves or will you join in on their funky skeleton dance party?

    With €1 billion in aid from Spain and a deal to fire American weapons into Russia, this server is like no other. Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

    Stacy’s Complaint Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying Stacies and hypocrites in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, exploring, and battling your way through our virtual world.

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way. Take out your anger on creepers instead of dealing with annoying classmates. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t bully you or talk behind your back.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a slanty eyed hypocrite who will haunt you if you don’t join. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SharkCraft Minecraft Server

    SharkCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can encounter giant sharks and giant squids that will make you question reality! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun – or is it? Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you wondering if you’re just experiencing a case of Ichiban schizo’ing. Who knows what’s real and what’s not in this crazy world of ours? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find a more mind-bending Minecraft server anywhere else. So come on in and see for yourself – if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InLawzOutlawz Minecraft Server

    InLawzOutlawz Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying a cup of tea on our Minecraft server, when suddenly your in-laws spawn in and start scolding you for bringing sugar into their virtual house. They confiscate your sugar packets and call you a ‘naughty player’, lecturing you on the dangers of virtual sugar consumption. Join our server for a wild and wacky time, where even the pixels have boundaries! Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BootyBlockerCraft

    BootyBlockerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unforgettable moments.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of dancing chickens invade your land, demanding to be your loyal subjects. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for safe passage. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves to the beat of a zombie DJ.

    So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PutinCraft: US Rebuke of Hanoi

    PutinCraft: US Rebuke of Hanoi

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump battle it out in a virtual world of blocks and pixels. witness the intense showdown between these two world leaders as they build their empires and wage war on each other. will putin conquer vietnam or will trump come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem! trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BreathCraft: Inhale to Spawn, Exhale to Respawn

    BreathCraft: Inhale to Spawn, Exhale to Respawn

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

    also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.

    oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.

    so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EyeCraft: TRPV1 Trouble

    EyeCraft: TRPV1 Trouble

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and creepers that explode into confetti!

    we got a secret hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but don’t worry, he’s friendly if u give him some seeds.

    oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and takes u to a land made entirely of candy? it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory but with more zombies.

    also, if u join our server, u get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

    so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our server! but watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP