Uh oh Kamabla – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

/b/ros, Backlash, BLA, bros, communist DEI hire, controversy, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, employees, equality, forum, hiring practices, inclusion, internet culture, Kama, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, smp, social media, Uh oh Kamabla, Unions, Workplace

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

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ExBlockTawkZones

being there for friends, Boundaries, break from ex talk, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, Emotional support, emotional toll., Empathy, ExBlockTawkZones, feelings, friendship, Listening, personal space, relationship, self-care, sensitivity, Support, tough times, Understanding

Are you tired of listening to your friend drone on and on about her ex-boyfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is ex-free, so you can build, mine, and explore without any ex-talk distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are filled with heart-shaped gems just waiting for you to discover. So say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and start crafting your own happily ever after!

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BlockyBrainFartz

BlockyBrainFartz, causes of mental illness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health coping mechanisms, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health medication, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health self-care., mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental health triggers, mental illness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, gravity-defying chickens, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs therapy when you can just join our server and let the chaos consume you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

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RegimeFall Minecraft Server

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, demonstration, Fall, freedom, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Iranian, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition group, Paris, Political, protest, rallies, Régime, RegimeFall, resistance, Server, solidarity, Support

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for freedom like the iranian opposition group in paris!!! we have over 6,000 players rallying for the fall of the regime…of boring servers! join us and overthrow the tyranny of boring gameplay with our epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs politics when you can be building giant castles and battling dragons with your friends? come join the revolution and be a part of something truly epic!

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ArcticRescueCrafts

accident, Arctic, ArcticRescueCrafts, cold weather, Dangerous, Disaster, Elite, emergency, Extreme conditions, frozen river, Ice, Military, northern region, Operation, recovery efforts, rescue trucks, russia, search and rescue, Sinking, Vehicles, Winter

come join our epic minecraft server where russia’s elite arctic rescue trucks fall through ice on frozen river all the time! it’s like a crazy action movie but in blocky pixel form! build your own ice rescue truck and save the day, or just watch as others fail miserably and laugh your blocky butt off. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

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Frozen Time Server

Concept, Consciousness, Eternity, Existential, frozen, ILLUSION, Metaphysical, mind-bending, Perception, philosophy, Reality, Server, spacetime, temporal anomaly, thought experiment, Time, time dilation, time freeze, time perception, time travel, time warp

yo, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time just straight up freezes for like 1,000 years? well, guess what, that’s our server! imagine building your epic castle and then BAM, time stops and you’re stuck in the same spot for a millennium. but don’t worry, we have snacks to keep you entertained. join now for the ultimate time-warping experience and maybe you’ll even meet a time-traveling llama along the way. trust us, it’s gonna be lit.

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THE CLUB SMP

application, Client modpack, club, Community, decision, Discord, Events, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, interview, LGBTQ, Mods, Optimization, Qol, rules, smp, Submission, Vanilla, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

ABOUT THE CLUB SMP

About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
Server Specs:
Platform: Fabric 1.21.4
Location: San Jose, California, United States
CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM: 8GB (64 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net

APPLICATION

Application Process
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

Lost Legacy Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, academic expectations, academic pressure, childhood struggles, collapse, education system, Emotional support, former gifted kid syndrome, gifted program, intelligence, learning difficulties, Legacy, long tail tags, Lost, please feel bad for me, please tell me how smart I am, Quest, reading level, school fault, self esteem, self worth, Smart, validation

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we welcome all levels of intelligence. Like, even if you were a genius in third grade but then suddenly became a potato in fifth grade, we gotchu.

We don’t discriminate against collapsed brains, we embrace them. So if you wanna feel bad for yourself and beg for validation about how smart you are, this is the place for you.

Blame the school, not yourself, bro. Join our server and let your collapsed brain roam free. Just remember, we’re all a little messed up here, but that’s what makes us special. So come on, join us in the land of the lost geniuses.

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DateCraft Minecraft Server

age difference, athletic wear, awkward, Confrontation, date confusion, DateCraft, Florida, Gentleman, going on a date, Minecraft, Music, Nervous, people pleaser, PLATONIC, record store, Server, split the bill, sushi, Trick, waiter, young

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward encounters of real life like our friend Gaven (19M) in Florida! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like when Gaven showed up an hour early to pick up our player (24F) for a sushi date wearing a black satin bow tie.

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through social interactions gone wrong, just like when Gaven ordered for our player without permission, leading to a cringe-worthy confrontation at the sushi restaurant. Will you be able to handle the pressure and avoid becoming the next Gaven on our server?

Join now for a chance to test your social skills in a virtual world where you can learn from Gaven’s mistakes and avoid being the awkward third wheel in someone else’s sushi date. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about proper sushi date etiquette on our server!

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BroBromanceGoneWrong

AITAH, Best Friend, Boundaries, BroBromanceGoneWrong, BROMANCE, closeness, Communication, compromise, Controlling, family, family trip, Friends, husband, Kids, Marriage, priority, quality time, relationship, Routine, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server where bromances are taken to the next level! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendship, adventure, and maybe a little too much bromance.

Are you tired of feeling like an accessory in your own relationship? Well, on our server, you can be the priority! No more feeling like second best to your husband’s best friend. Here, you are the ultimate best friend and priority.

Experience family trips like never before, where you won’t feel like just an accessory. Say goodbye to feeling left out while your husband and his best friend have all the fun. On our server, family trips are all about YOU!

Join us for after-work drinks that last for hours on end. Who needs a quick drink when you can have a marathon drinking session with your best friend? Let the bromance flow freely on our server.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and say goodbye to feeling like you’re in second place. Here, you are the ultimate best friend and priority. Join now for a bromance-filled adventure like no other!

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ShowSteadySMP

beloved series, binge-worthy, binge-worthy series, Character development, consistent quality, critically acclaimed, enduring appeal, fan favorite, Final episode, first season, iconic moments, long-running, memorable characters, must watch, satisfying conclusion, ShowSteadySMP, strong writing, top rated, top television, TV classics, tv shows

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like seriously, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can build a house in 0.5 seconds flat. And rumor has it, if you find his secret treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something.

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