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BlockyWisdom

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

Attacks, civilian casualties, Conflict, Defense, Haifa, Haifa bombing, HaifaCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, northern Israeli city, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Runes Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	198	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	720816
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	6484
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	511

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Emeralds Found:	7850	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ores Mined:	7378	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!