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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9064 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 328 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 39 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!