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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4130 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!