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MediocreCraft: Where even the most average players can become famous in the world of blocks!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine back to the wacky world of the 2000s! Remember when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was cool? Well, on our server, it’s not just cool, it’s mandatory!

Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!

Crafty Snowflakes Beware

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to Make Degenerates Afraid Again!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.

Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Votes:	7574

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Towns Built:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ores Mined:	9785	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ores Mined:	981
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9229	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	3949	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Villages Defended:	7

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!