🍆💦UDPATED Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

BoxOfficeBoredParents

Adults, animated films, box office, BoxOfficeBoredParents, children, children’s films, Cinema Experience, entertainment industry, family bonding, Family Entertainment, family fun, family outings, film industry, kids entertainment, kids movies, movie night, movie theaters, moviegoers, parent life, parental duties, popcorn movies

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come join our epic minecraft server, where the blocks are as colorful as a kids movie! we got dragons flying around like they’re in a disney flick and pigs that can talk like they’re in a pixar film!

if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory. you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wonder why you ever played on any other server!

plus, our server is so popular that even the adults who have no interest in minecraft are lining up to play. they say it’s better than any blockbuster movie they’ve ever seen! so come on, join us and experience the magic for yourself!

MasturbationMates: Happy Partners!

Attitudes, Communication, emotional connection, empowerment, gender, Happy, Intimacy, MasturbationMates, Partners, Pleasure, positive attitudes, relationships, research, satisfaction in relationships, self pleasure, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, Views, well-being, women’s masturbation

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so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, like seriously bro. we got all the craziest mods and plugins that will blow your mind.

join us and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes, no joke.

our community is filled with the coolest players who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro and be able to defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword.

come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever had.

Project Creators SMP

16+, authentic experience, Community, dedicated server, Discord, Drama-free, Grief Protection, hermitcraft, minecraft Java, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, season 7, shopping district, Staff, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist

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After almost a year, we’re back, we’re better and bigger than ever! Are you ready for season 7?! We are a 16+ seasonal, vanilla 1.21 Minecraft Java server built to be a laid-back and drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun. We have an amazing community, and awesome staff available to help out when needed, along with several plugins and features to help protect against griefing/stealing so your builds and items will remain safe!

We are dedicated to providing an authentic survival experience and follow along loosely with what Hermitcraft achieves in their SMP. Our server is optimized to run smoothly in a multiplayer environment, while matching the vanilla experience of Minecraft – including vanilla tweaks.

We also have a Shopping District every season and many mini games!

OPENING THIS SATURDAY AT 8PM BST

Come join our growing community and play exactly how vanilla multiplayer was meant to be! 24/7 dedicated server with minimal lag!

Join our discord to get whitelisted TODAY!!!

projectcreators.robirb.com

SurvivalRol

Creative, Cross-Play, Medieval, Missions, Parkour, Projects, PvP, Server, Survival, Version 1.21.

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Medieval themed Survival Server version 1.21! We look forward to seeing you in new projects and fun missions within the server. We look forward to seeing you!

199.127.62.171:4005

Ghostboys: Where chickens run the show and diamonds are just chicken feed!

Adventure, BossFights, chicken, chickens, Custombiomes, Customitems, Custommobs, diamonds, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Events, Feed, Ghostboys, Magic, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Raids, Roleplay, RUN, Show, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Ghoosebois Season 5 Overview

Season	Fifth Season
Modpack	Modded
Mods	Extra Alchemy, Spelunkery, Numismatic Overhaul
Focus	Combat and Player Interaction

FAQ

1. How can I join Ghoosebois Season 5?

To join, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kNZBTghvYZ and download the modpack from there.

2. What kind of mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods like Extra Alchemy, Spelunkery, Numismatic Overhaul, and more that are tailored to provide an exciting multiplayer experience with a focus on combat and player interaction.

3. Is Ghoosebois Season 5 only for multiplayer?

While the server is designed to provide an exciting multiplayer experience, single-player gameplay is also available for those who prefer it.

CraftyDawnTrailMC Server

Arcadion, Coeurl, CraftyDawnTrailMC, DAWNTRAIL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gaming, In-game Events, Light-heavyweight Group Goon, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, mmorpg, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Savage Raids, Server, zurvan

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“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to dig, dig, dig! Our patch notes include adding diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join us for outrageous in-game events like fighting off creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Our meetups are legendary, with players gathering to build a giant pixel art statue of a chicken or compete in a spleef tournament using only TNT blocks. And don’t miss our upcoming meetup where we will attempt to recreate the entire Final Fantasy XIV world in Minecraft block by block.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s dig our way to victory together! Just be careful not to accidentally unleash the Ender Dragon in the process.”

I’mCraftySMP – I’m better than you

arrogance, better, boastful, comparison, Competition, ImCraftySMP, pride, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assurance, self-assured, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, Superiority

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Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who think they’re better than you? Well, look no further because on our server, I’M better than you! Join us for a chance to prove your skills and show everyone who the real boss is. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and see if you can outshine the reigning champion (spoiler alert: you probably can’t).

VacayCanceller Minecraft Server

6 year old, Airbnb, boarding, Boyfriend, bunk beds, cancelation fee, canceling, Costs, Demands, Expectations, family vacation, Florida, husband, large dogs, Minecraft, pet owners, queen mattresses, Server, sister-in-law, small dogs, Unhappy, VacayCanceller, Wife

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your sister-in-law’s vacation plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your SIL conveniently forgot to mention the bunk beds in the “office space” room, our server will surprise you at every corner. Who needs a cozy queen mattress when you can sleep in a makeshift bunk bed in a tiny room?

And just like how your SIL expects you to foot the bill for half of the Airbnb, we expect you to join our server and bring your A-game. Who cares about logic and fairness when you can have a good old time with us?

Don’t worry about your pet dogs either, we welcome all furry friends with open arms. Just like how your SIL plans to bring their small dog along for the ride, we encourage you to bring your pets and let them roam free in our virtual world.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up having the vacation of a lifetime (or at least a good laugh)!

AutisticAvengersMC

assigned seating, autistic child, AutisticAvengersMC, consented, DAUGHTER, disrupt, drawing, education, Emotionally, immature, intellectually, introverted, judgemental, learning disability, opposed, reading, Role Model, Sensitive, Shy.., small town, top of class, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your social skills and test your patience? Look no further than our server, where we assign seating just like your daughter’s school!

Join our server and get randomly seated next to players with all sorts of quirks and personalities. From the loud, talkative player who never stops typing in chat to the player who can’t seem to figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe, you’ll never know who you’ll be sitting next to next!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a “positive role model” feature, where players are randomly selected to be a guiding light for those who may need a little extra help. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to teach someone how to build their first house or tame their first wolf!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of assigned seating in Minecraft. Who knew virtual seating arrangements could be so entertaining? Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of sitting next to your very own “Connor”!

MemoryLaneMC SMP

beloved songs, best moments, carefree times, cherished times, childhood memories, favorite song, fond memories, golden days, happy days, happy memories, heartwarming tunes, joyful recollections, MemoryLaneMC, Music, Nostalgia, positive vibes, reminiscent melodies, sentimental tunes, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground parties with zombie pigmen, and quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Plus, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, so you’ll always have good luck on your side.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and make memories that will have you singing “Baby Shark” every time you log on!

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Farms Harvested:	301
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	66	Runes Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Exclusive UDPATED Minecraft Servers

BoxOfficeBoredParents

Stats November 22, 2024

MasturbationMates: Happy Partners!

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Project Creators SMP

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SurvivalRol

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Ghostboys: Where chickens run the show and diamonds are just chicken feed!

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Ghoosebois Season 5 Overview

FAQ

CraftyDawnTrailMC Server

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I’mCraftySMP – I’m better than you

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VacayCanceller Minecraft Server

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AutisticAvengersMC

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MemoryLaneMC SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4009	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	1961
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	9516