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I Have An Announcement To Make Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Farms Harvested:	134
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Star Shards Collected:	64	Villages Defended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their sick moves.

3. Our resident web dev, who goes by the name Ubuntuwe, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can code spells into existence and make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just don’t ask him to fix your computer – he’s too busy conjuring up diamond armor.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our server and prepare for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	1527	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Colonialism, compensation, Crafty, crazy, cultural identity, descendants, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, European descent, heritage, historical trauma, History, INEQUALITY, injustice, man, manly, Minecraft, reparations, reparative justice, restitution, ROMANS, Server, social justice, Waiting

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crops Grown:	7390	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	901919

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

2019, Backers, Bloodstained, Chaos mode, Classicvania mode, confusion, Crafty, criticism, delayed, Development, Disappointment, dlc, Edition, Frustration, kickstarter, long wait, New costumes, Release, scam, SCAMMERS, Updates, video game, Vs mode

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	8289
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	3845

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

assets, bankers, BLOCK, commodities, Crisis, Economy, Edition, finance, financial institutions, Global, inflation, investing, market, market trends, Minecraft, MONEY, Party, precious metals, recession, speculation, stocks, Trading, uncertainty, wealth

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Void Gems Collected:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

Blockville, confusion, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling stuck, Frustration, helplessness, hopelessness, Lost, mental health, numbness, overwhelmed, pointlessness, Sadness, searching for meaning, seeking guidance, self-doubt, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	8007	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Animals Bred:	172	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Animals Bred:	172
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, expansion pack, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy XVI, gameplay, Gaming, new content, Opinions, PC, PlayStation, Revenge, reviews, RPG, Square Enix, Story, The Rising Tide, video game, Xbox, XVI

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

capability, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender equality, gender equality movement, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, less capable, Minecraft, power, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, strength, WEAKER, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

1999, codes, Community Resources, cultural references, daily reset, database, English, Eternity, FutureCraft, gacha saving, general, insight materials, No pvp, patch 1.5, Psychube guide, rate-up banners, resonance guide, RPG, Spathodea, spell cards, storytelling, Team Building, turn based, Uluru Games, voice acting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

acceptance, adhd, Challenges, Community, coping, Edition, education, Empathy, Mania, medication, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, neurodiversity, productivity, Resources, self-care, stigma, strategies, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!