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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8615 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 3998 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.
Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!