Looking for an epic adventure that doesn’t involve actually leaving your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got more excitement packed into our virtual world than the extended LOTR trilogy, and that’s saying something!
Join us and embark on a quest to mine diamonds, build epic structures, and battle mobs like never before. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in Middle-earth (minus the pesky orcs and evil wizards, of course).
Forget HBO Max and their lackluster streaming service – on our server, the only thing you’ll be streaming is pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, with our community of players, you’ll never have to worry about your mom telling you what you can and can’t watch.
So why commit to watching movies in theaters for three days when you can join our server and experience endless entertainment right at your fingertips? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. Join us now and let the adventure begin!
Looking for more members to join our adult-only, casual, cooperative Bedrock realm. We have around 12 members but want more people to fill our numbers.
We have a mega-base cavern carved out of the inside of a snowy mountain, and are still expanding and building more chambers! We are 4 months old and have no plans on stopping anytime soon! Our biggest rules are no pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech.
Message me if you’re interested in joining our community. We have a Discord as well to hop in if you’d like!
FAQ: Questions & Answers
Question
Answer
Can I join if I’m under 18?
Sorry, this server is for adults only.
What are the server rules?
No pvp, no mob/item/xp farms, and no disrespectful speech.
How can I join the server?
Message the server admin for more information on joining.
Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boring PlayStation fans? Look no further, because our server is a PlayStation fan-free zone! Say goodbye to brown people and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft server on the block!
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence, where chaos reigns supreme and cousins rule the land! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a special “Cousin Clan” where only those who can prove they are cousins in real life are allowed to join. Why? Because cousins make the best teammates, obviously.
2. Our server is home to the legendary Cousin Wars, where cousins battle it out in epic PvP battles to see who truly reigns supreme in the family tree.
3. Need a break from all the cousin drama? Join our exclusive “Cousin’s Clubhouse” where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).
4. Looking for a challenge? Try our custom mini-games like “Cousin Tag” where you have to chase each other around the server while screaming “I’m your cousin!”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest cousin-filled adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
The main goal is to provide fun worldbuilding through roleplay, nations, and conflict.
Is there a friendly community on the server?
Yes, the server has a friendly community that is accepting of all peoples.
Are there in-game community events?
Yes, there are in-game community events that everyone enjoys participating in.
Is there an application process to join the server?
Yes, there is an application process to filter out any wrong-doers. Applicants are required to talk about their plans for interaction and lore on the server.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t embrace the chaos of immigration? Well, look no further! Our server is like a melting pot of blocky goodness, with players from all corners of the virtual world coming together to build, mine, and create.
Join us and experience the thrill of competing for jobs with immigrants from other servers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about capitalism and the free market along the way. Plus, if an immigrant takes your job, it’s just a sign that you need to up your game and level up your skills.
So come on over and join the most diverse and economically stimulating Minecraft server out there. Who needs walls when you have virtual borders to cross and conquer? Let the blocky immigration begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you scream in excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” with joy!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA server ever!
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate server for you – Pissing Eternal Edition!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updating with new patches and tuning to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Patch 7.3.6.6 introduces new abilities, weapons, and gameplay mechanics that will blow your mind.
Don’t believe us? Check out our hilarious ViDocs that showcase the epicness of our server. From the launch trailer to the gameplay trailer, you’ll be laughing and cheering the whole way through.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity that is Pissing Eternal Edition! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
