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BaldBarberCraft

bald barber, BaldBarberCraft, Barber, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber grooming, barber hierarchy, barber humor, barber industry, barber jokes, barber line, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber stereotypes, barber techniques, barber tools, barber traditions

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Villages Defended:	12

lol join our epic minecraft server where the barbers are so good they have their own barbers who are also bald. why join? because our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so you can mine and snack at the same time. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a super chill dude who just wants to build cool stuff. so come join us and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventures ever!

ViralCraft: DNA Survival

Cancer, cellular biology, Dna, Evolution, genetic material, Harmless, Human genome, infection, Medical research, oncology, Primate ancestors, REAWAKENED, research, scientists, Survival, Tens of millions of years ago, Thrive, tumor growth, Viral DNA, ViralCraft, Viruses

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1665
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate survival challenge, but with a twist! we got viruses infecting your DNA, just like in real life! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games, right? join us and see if you can survive and thrive like a cancer cell in this crazy Minecraft world. who knew viruses could be so lit, amirite? come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to conquer the ultimate genetic challenge!

nitent network

Adventure, base, BATTLING, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, gameplay, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Survival, Tournaments, Updates, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2039
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

### Welcome to Nitent Network!

Nitent Network is a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft community dedicated to providing an exceptional gaming experience. With a focus on creativity, adventure, and community, we offer a variety of game modes, events, and features that cater to players of all interests and skill levels.

#### Key Features: – **Diverse Game Modes:** From survival to creative, PvP to minigames, there’s something for everyone. – **Regular Updates:** We continuously add new content, plugins, and features to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. – **Community Events:** Join in on our frequent events, tournaments, and challenges to compete for exclusive rewards. – **Custom Plugins:** Enjoy unique gameplay enhancements with our custom plugins, designed to add new dimensions to your Minecraft experience. – **Active Community:** Connect with fellow players, make new friends, and engage with a supportive and friendly community.

Join us today and embark on an unforgettable journey in the world of Nitent Network! Whether you’re building your dream base, battling it out in PvP, or exploring new biomes, there’s always something amazing waiting for you.

play.nitent.fun:6994

Mystical Craft

Claims, Cross-Play, Economy, Grief Protection, Minecraft, Mystical Craft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Vanilla, vienminer, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Mystical Craft is a up and coming vanilla Minecraft SMP with grief protection, claims, vienminer and more! Coming soon!!

Whitelisted for now 🙂

mysticalcraftsmp.mc.gg:25624

COME IN FASTER DONATION DISTRIBUTION /HACK Minecraft server

building, come in faster, Community, Creative, distribution, donation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Hack, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

The owner of the server “COME IN FASTER DONATION HACK” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

hack3.liovimc.ru

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	132
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Villages Defended:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!