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‘This is a gamer’ Minecraft SMP

#gamer, console gaming, gamer appreciation, gamer attention, gamer community, gamer culture, Gamer Life, gamer lifestyle, gamer long tail tag, gamer tag, gamer thanks, Gaming, Minecraft, Mobile Gaming, online gaming, PC Gaming, smp, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	96
Divine Spears Created:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireballs. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Off” competition, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks on their fellow gamers. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Burnout, career, Company, cousin, CousinCraft, founded company, funding, hedge fund, interview, junior designer, lead designer, little cousin, Minecraft, New Grad, OFFENDED, refusing, Role, Sensitive, Server, software engineer, Trust, unprofessional, Workplace

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that make your own seem tame in comparison.

Picture this: a software engineer turned entrepreneur, with a cousin who constantly roasts his career choices. When the entrepreneur’s company is hiring for a lead designer, guess who applies? That’s right, the cousin! And the drama unfolds as the entrepreneur’s uncle tries to convince him to hire her, citing the company’s funding as a reason. But our entrepreneur isn’t having any of it, standing his ground and refusing to hire someone who can’t even say a nice thing about his company.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most outrageous family drama and workplace shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have this server to keep you entertained? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

InfertileSteve’sWeddingDrama

emotional, family, family drama, favorite child, InfertileStevesWeddingDrama, infertility, infertility awareness, infertility joke, infertility journey, infertility pain, infertility sensitivity, infertility stigma, infertility struggle, infertility support, ivf, JOKE, LEAVING, Sensitive, sister’s wedding, Struggle, wedding speech

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Farms Harvested:	326	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no one will make insensitive jokes about your personal struggles! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine in peace.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family issues. No more awkward speeches or hurtful comments, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical fertility powers – who knows, maybe you’ll even find rare diamond eggs to hatch your own Minecraft baby dragons!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your dream castle, mine for precious resources, and escape the chaos of family drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RespawnedInMinecraftSMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, death, epitaph, eternal rest, Farewell, final words, Funeral, Goodbye, gravestone, headstone, last wishes, Legacy, life reflections, memorial, memorialization, mortality, Remembrance, RespawnedInMinecraftSMP, resting place

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a secret potion that grants immortality! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of death. Plus, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

RedFlagCraft

biggest red flag, hindsight is 20/20, ignored warning signs, overlooked red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a friendship, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in love, RedFlagCraft, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, trust your instincts, warning signs in relationships

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6747	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate red-flag paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mysterious glitches, and questionable decisions.

Forget about boring old rules and regulations – on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend our explosive specter? Or will you run away screaming like a chicken with its head cut off?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our red-flag server today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

MaduroVsMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, criticism, debate, Dictatorship, economics, feud, Government, human graveyard, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroVsMilei, milei, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, rhetoric, Server, socialism, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the epic battle between Milei and Maduro but in blocky form. we got crazy pvp battles that will make u feel like u in the middle of a political showdown. build ur own human graveyard (jk that’s dark) and show off ur building skills. join now and be part of the drama, just without the real life consequences. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s on u.

KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show

cnn, comedy, Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi, Conflict Resolution, defense tactics, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, halt, incursion, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military conflict, military strategy, News, political tensions, Russian offensive, Show, standup, Syrskyis, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukrainian regions, Updates

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”

so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.

so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!

Brainy Down Syndrome Alzheimers

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain research, brain stems, Brainy, cognitive disorders, cognitive impairment, developmental disabilities, down syndrome, genetic disorders, Implications, medical science, neurobiology, neurodegenerative diseases, neurodevelopment, neuroimaging, neurology, pathology, research, Syndrome, Unique

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic brain stems you’ve ever seen! our players with Down syndrome have the craziest pathways that will blow your mind! it’s like a rollercoaster of neurons up in here!

if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and never have to worry about Alzheimer’s disease again! our players have brains that are so lit, they’re practically immortal!

so come on down and experience the wackiest brain stems in all of minecraft! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Windpress is a fictional publishing company that specializes in producing high-quality, environmentally-friendly books. With a focus on sustainability and social responsibility, Windpress is committed to reducing their carbon footprint and promoting eco-friendly practices in the publishing industry. Their mission is to create beautiful and engaging books that inspire readers to make a positive impact on the world.

Get your daily dose of vanilla with a side of confusion on Modern Vanilla Server! 1.21, for Java & Bedrock!

Auto Chest Sorting, bedrock, Community, confusion, Currency, Daily, Daily login rewards, Dose, Dynmap, Economy, Fast Tree Cutting, java, Land claiming, Marketplaces, Minecraft, MODERN, no pay to win, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Side, smp, Spawner Collection, Trade shop, Unique Item Sets, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Modern Vanilla Server Overview

Features	Land claiming	Warps	Voting rewards	RTP (Random Teleport)	Dynmap	Marketplaces	Daily login rewards	Unique item sets
Gameplay Enhancements	Fast tree cutting	Trade shop	Spawner collection	Auto chest sorting

No Pay-to-Win: We use diamonds as the primary currency, ensuring a fair and balanced economy—absolutely no pay-to-win mechanics here!

We’ve got (almost) everything an SMP server needs, and we’re always evolving. Now updated to Minecraft 1.21!

Join us and enjoy your time on Modern Vanilla!

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Server IP:

Java: modern-vanilla.com

Bedrock: modern-vanilla.com : 19132

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Discord:

https://discord.gg/mYSV2YAfzm

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	Use the land claim system with /claim to protect your builds from griefing.
What are voting rewards?	Earn ranks and exclusive items by supporting the server with your votes.
How do I use RTP?	Simply use the command /rtp to get randomly teleported to explore new areas of the world.
Can I buy items in the marketplace?	Yes, you can buy and sell in-game items using in-game currency through the player-driven market.
Is there a way to keep my inventory organized?	Yes, use the auto chest sorting feature to keep your inventory neat.