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CraftyGoals

achievement, CraftyGoals, determination, Focus, goal achievement, goal planning, goal setting strategies, goal setting techniques, goal setting tips, goal tracking, goal-setting, growth mindset., Long-term goals, motivation, perseverance, personal development, progress, self improvement, short term goals, Smart goals, success

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Potions Brewed:	148	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3719	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our goal is to build a giant statue of a potato made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft universe, of course! Join us on this epic quest and become a spud-tacular legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WestBankWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deadly assault, gaza, international relations, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Palestinian, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unrest, violence, War, West Bank, WestBankWarzone

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Crops Grown:	6253
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we unleash deadly assaults on the West Bank…in the game, of course! it’s a war for EVERYTHING, like diamonds, emeralds, and even the last piece of cake in the fridge. we got crazy battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next attack on the creepers. join us if you dare, and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

CraftySlavBloc

advice, Alliance, Belarus, Conflict, cooperation, CraftySlavBloc, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, military support, nato, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian leader is like, “I need to turn away from Russia and fight with Ukraine in Minecraft”? Like, what even is happening in this server, man? Join us and be a part of this wild political drama in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Minecraftia or something. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together, or at least some hilarious memes.

BryoCraft: Evolutionary Fun!

Biodiversity, BryoCraft, bryozoans, environmental factors, Evolution, evolutionary, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, evolutionary patterns, fossil record, fossil-based models, Fun, genetic variation, long time intervals, marine ecology, marine invertebrates, morphological changes, natural selection, Paleontology, process of change, shorter-term changes, Species adaptation, Traits

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3693	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the marine invertebrates called bryozoans are the rulers of the land! they have been evolving for centuries, matching up their traits with shorter-term changes like pros. our server is like a fossil-based model of evolution, capturing the process of change over long time intervals. it’s like a science class but with blocks and creepers. so come on and join us for a wild ride through evolution…minecraft style!

The Dominion: Where you can roleplay as a potato wielding custom spatulas from 1.18 to 1.21!

1.18 – 1.21, Adventure, Bosses, Builders, community-driven, CONSTANT EVOLUTION, Custom, Custom Items, Dominion, DUNGEONEER, Dungeons, evolving content, exclusive loot, Factions, guild, hybrid realm, Leveling system, Minecraft, mmorpg, Potato, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, smp, spatulas, Survival, wielding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4024
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to The Dominion

IP: play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP: thedominion.us

Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)!

DUNGEONS: Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!
WORLDS: Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!
CUSTOMIZATION: Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.
COMMUNITY DRIVEN: Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.
CONSTANT EVOLUTION: Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links:

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/YeKdZZv
Map: http://map.thedominion.us:8123/

Rules:

Rule	Description
Inappropriate messages	Racism, profanity, sexual references, etc. are not allowed
Bug abuse	Using obviously unintended features is not allowed
Macroing	Autoclickers and passive-play are not allowed
Visiting under construction	Requires staff permission
Scamming	Any form of scamming is against the rules
Griefing and stealing	Not allowed, contact Admin for rollback
Killing in player’s home	Not allowed, defined by structure ownership

Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

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WuKongCraft Minecraft Server

action, blockbuster, box office, Chinese, Chinese cinema, Confirmed, FANTASY, film, long tail tag, Minecraft, monkey king, Movie, movie sequel, Mythology, popular franchise, Sales, Sequel, sequel confirmed, Server, success, upcoming movie, Wu Kong, WukongCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Items Found:	6363

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like the Wu Kong sequel you never knew you needed! With sales through the roof, it’s practically guaranteed that a sequel is in the works. And guess what? Our server is where all the action is happening!

Join us for epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bananas as Wu Kong himself. Trust us, once you step foot in our virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the Wu Kong sequel that everyone is talking about!

TheCraftyCreeper in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, No. 15657922 Anonymous Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Investigation Detective Unidentified Unknown Enigma Secret Clues Puzzle Intrigue Hidden Mysterious Conundrum Cryptic Unsolved, smp, TheCraftyCreeper

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride pigs into battle while wielding carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies while sipping on potions that make you glow in the dark.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding llamas). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

BabyBroBaptismNoShowAITAH

AITAH, baby brother, BabyBroBaptismNoShowAITAH, Baptism, Boundaries, college, Communication, dad, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial support, flights, INTERNSHIP, Midterms, PERSONAL LIFE, relationships, Respect, responsibilities, Schoolwork, stepmom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of boring family drama and unrealistic expectations? Then join our Minecraft server where the only baptism you’ll be attending is a baptism in lava! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no pressure to attend random family events.

Forget about midterms and family obligations, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or surviving a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our community is way more supportive than any stepmom or dad could ever be.

So come join us and escape the drama for a while. Who needs a baby baptism when you can have a creeper explosion party instead? Let’s block and roll!

LieCraft SMP: Ridiculous Tales

deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, fabrications, falsehoods, fibbing, funny lies, LieCraft, mendacity, outrageous falsehoods, prevarication, Ridiculous, ridiculous lie, smp, storytelling, Tales, tall stories, tall tales, unbelievable stories, untruths, White Lies, whoppers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored obsidian. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and battling alien villagers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you enchanted golden carrots for your most prized possessions. And rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

KissCraft: The Awkward Edition

awkward, butterflies, Crush, Edition, first kiss, gentle, heart racing, high school, innocent, kiss experience, KissCraft, lips touching, memorable, Nervous, relationship milestone, Romantic, special moment, SWEET, TEENAGE, teenage romance, Tender, unforgettable

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Have you ever kissed a Creeper in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can experience that and so much more! Our players have reported feeling a rush of excitement and adrenaline as they lean in for that explosive smooch. Join us for a truly unforgettable first kiss experience that will leave you wanting more!