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Crafty McFixit’s LOLz Server

Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, Crafty, creativity, Fixing, Improvement, innovation, lolz, McFixits, Planning, problem solving, problem solving approach, problem solving methods, problem solving mindset, problem solving mindset shift, problem solving process, problem solving strategies, problem solving techniques, problem-solving skills, Server, SOLUTIONS, strategy, teamwork

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our staff are all trained in the ancient art of building epic castles out of nothing but dirt and determination.

But wait, there’s more! If you join us today, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath. And if that’s not enough, every time you mine a block of diamond, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

LimbusCraft: Where Noobs Meet Pros! #1445

Butler Ishmael, Chief Butler Ryoshu, Clock Orange Road, countdown, Current Extractions, download links, Edgar Family, Ego, FAQs, General guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Meet, Mirror Dungeon, Noobs, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Pros, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ores Mined:	9413
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Mirror Dungeons are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a different dimension! Mirror of the Lake? Mirror of the Wuthering? Who knows what you’ll find in there! – Refraction Railway Line 3 will take you on a wild ride through the MirrorClock OrangeRoad. It’s like a rollercoaster, but in Minecraft! – Want to be part of a crazy extraction mission? Join us as we target the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael. It’s like a Minecraft heist, but with butlers! – And if that’s not enough, we have tie-ins to Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Spoilers galore, baby! – Don’t forget to download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. It’s like Minecraft, but with a twist! – Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates. We’re basically the Kardashians of Minecraft servers. – Need more info on EGO and Sinners? We got you covered with our handy resources. – And if you’re looking for a countdown to the next big event, we’ve got that too. It’s like New Year’s Eve, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild, wacky, and totally insane Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty envy: Steve’s epic adventures

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, condos, Crafty, envy, Epic, financial position, fuckbuddies, inhibition, Jealousy, LA area, medication, Overcoming, restaurants, Steves, Xanax

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join us and embark on crazy adventures with your anime-loving buddies. Our server is so awesome, it will make you jealous of the virtual life you can have here!

Imagine living in a virtual world where you can explore LA full time, eat at the most amazing restaurants, and stay in beautiful condos. All while having your qt anime-loving fuckbuddies by your side. This is the life you’ve always dreamed of!

Don’t let your high inhibition stop you from joining us. Take some virtual meds or Xanax if you have to, but come and experience the most insane adventures on our server. You won’t regret it!

UnicornCraft: Where Rainbows Rule and Creepers Drool

acceptance, autistic, christmas, Communication, CREEPERS, Drool, emotional, hankerchief, heartstrings, Heartwarming, love, love story, mid-functioning autist, Rainbow Days, RAINBOWS, relationship, romance, rule, soulmates, special connection, Understanding, unexpected attraction, unexpected love, UnicornCraft, unique bond

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the love stories are as wild as the creepers! Join us and witness the most bizarre romances unfold before your eyes.

Picture this: a player receives a hankerchief on Christmas from another player and suddenly falls head over heels for them. But here’s the twist – the object of their affection is a mid-functioning autist who is as mysterious as they come. Will they ever say or do anything interesting? Only time will tell on our server!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such DRAMATIC love stories and UNPREDICTABLE relationships? Plus, our community is filled with WACKY characters and CRAZY adventures waiting to happen.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the madness!

BeardCraft: Grow a Beard Faster Than Mining Diamonds

#beard care, #beard styles, #facial hair, Beard, beard envy, beard goals, beard grooming tips, beard growth, beard length, beard maintenance, beard trends, BeardCraft, diamonds, Faster, full beard, genetics, Grooming, grow, Masculinity, Men’s Fashion, Mining, neckbeard, patience, personal style, self-care, time commitment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even your character can grow a luscious BEARD faster than you can say “diamond sword”! Our server is so magical, it will make your character’s facial hair grow in real time. Don’t believe us? Just ask our player who now has a beard longer than Rapunzel’s hair!

Join us and witness the MIRACLE of instant beard growth while you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Who needs potions when you have a majestic beard to protect you? Our server is the only place where your beard can level up faster than your character!

So come on, join us and see how long it takes for you to grow a beard like this. Spoiler alert: it won’t take long at all! See you in the game, bearded warriors!

Crafty Connections: Making Global Pals!

building relationships, Communication, connecting with others, Connections, Crafty, cross-cultural friendships, cultural exchange, Diversity, forming friendships, Friends, friendship building, Global, Global community, global connections, International, language exchange, making, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, meeting new people, Multiculturalism, networking, PALS, Social Skills, socializing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to make some international friends? Look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be chatting and playing with players from all around the world in no time.

Our server is like a virtual United Nations, but with creepers and diamonds instead of boring meetings. You’ll meet players from every corner of the globe, from the snowy tundras of Canada to the sunny beaches of Australia. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a player from Antarctica!

But that’s not all! Our server is so popular that even aliens from outer space have started playing Minecraft with us. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood extraterrestrial trying to make friends. So come join us and show those aliens that humans can be cool too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start making international friends in the most epic way possible. Who knows, you might even end up having a Minecraft wedding with someone from a different country!

Skeletons R Us: Where the Bones Are Always Poppin’

bones, cemetery, chilling, creepy, death, eerie, Frightening, frightful, ghastly, graveyard, Halloween, Haunted, Horror, Macabre, Phantom, poppin, Scary, Skeletons, SPECTRAL, spooky, Ten million skeletons, Undead

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchantments Applied:	80	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there were ten million skeletons roaming around causing chaos and mayhem. But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you can take on these bony foes and emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows instead of exploding. Imagine the sheer joy of watching a rainbow explode in a shower of sparkles!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually just misunderstood and looking for someone to play chess with.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and your best pickaxe, because you’re in for a ride unlike any other.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where Explosions are Just for Fun!

bombs, breaking news, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, current events, explosions, FIRST PHOTOS, Fun, global politics, GlobalNewsHub, international relations, iran, Israel, Kingdom, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, News, photos, social media, Tensions, twitter, Updates, viral, world news

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Farms Harvested:	531	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding llamas through space while battling zombie penguins with lasers.

Our server is so epic, even Godzilla is a regular player! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil potatoes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret disco party hidden deep within the server where you can dance with unicorns and dragons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Tekken Madness – Fight, Build, Repeat!

#youtube, BUILD, Character moves, Character Overviews, Combo list, Competitive Gaming, Fight, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, madness, Minecraft, notation, online play, repeat, Steam, steam powered, Store, strategy guide, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken community, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, I wanna hang out here!”

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild stories about this server. Once, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village filled with villagers who could actually talk! They were like, “Hey, come chill with us and trade your emeralds for some sick loot!”

But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a portal that transported them to a dimension where everything was made of candy. They were like, “I’m never leaving this place!”

And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you hear about the PvP battles on this server. Players have created their own factions and go to war over who has the best diamond armor. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with creepers!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

FemCraft: Building Blocks and Sass in Pixels

(Audio), ANONYMOUS, blocks, building, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, female, femanon, FemCraft, gross, Honesty, honesty please, Insecurity, judgement, opinion, pixels, Sass, self improvement, self-conscious, self-doubt, vocal assessment, vocal quality, vocal recording, VOICE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even femanons with GROSS voices are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few creeper explosions that will make your voice sound like a beautiful symphony in comparison. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and hilarious community anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s ROFL together!