Have you ever wanted to go to jail for a ridiculous reason? Well, now you can! On our server, your username is the reason you have to go to jail. Did you steal all the cookies in the land? Or maybe you were caught dancing on tables in the village square? Whatever the reason, get ready for some jailhouse fun!
But don’t worry, our jail is more like a luxury resort than a prison. With diamond-encrusted cells, gourmet food, and daily spa treatments, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, you’ll have the chance to meet other players with equally absurd usernames and form alliances to take over the server.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of chaos and laughter. Just remember, the only crime here is not having enough fun!
LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BIRDS TURNING INTO COWS TURNING INTO CHICKENS TURNING INTO HUMANS! IT’S A WHOLE ZOO UP IN HERE!
WANNA SEE A CHICKEN DO THE MACARENA? WANNA RIDE A COW THAT CAN FLY? WANNA HIGH-FIVE A HUMAN WITH FEATHERS? THEN THIS SERVER IS FOR YOU!
WE GOT FIVE PEOPLE INFECTED WITH BIRD FLU, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL PART OF THE FUN! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE ANIMAL KINGDOM GONE WACKY! ðĶðððĶððĪŠ
pocketcraft.mineserver.xyz
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| Description | We are a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life. We aim to preserve the original Minecraft feel with a diamond based economy and no land claims. We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6 and we are located in France. |
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| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| What version of Minecraft do you run? | We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6. |
| Where is the server located? | We are located in France. |
| Do you have a diamond-based economy? | Yes, we have a diamond-based economy to preserve the original feel of Minecraft. |
| Do you allow land claims? | No, we do not allow land claims on our server. |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with friendly Ender Dragons and cuddly Wither Bosses.
So what are you waiting for? Join TOTAL HOLO DOMINATION today and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for the explosions)!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for glory, and a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a Minecraft legend! Trust us, you’ll be winning so many trophies, you’ll need a whole new shelf just to hold them all.