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Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

boneheaded moves, brainless actions, childhood antics, childhood memories, daft escapades, Decisions, dumb, dumb kid moments, embarrassing moments, foolish behavior, idiotic decisions, immature choices, juvenile blunders, juvenile follies, KidCraft, Minecraft, moronic incidents, naive actions, reckless behavior, regretful decisions, senseless antics, Server, silly mistakes, stupid stunts, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	5320	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

DeathCraftLand

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of dying in boring places in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose where you want to meet your demise! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by jumping into a pit of lava? We’ve got you covered. Prefer a more dramatic exit by getting mauled by a pack of wild wolves? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and start planning your epic death scene!

Detvesti World Minecraft Server

Antispam, Bedwars, Cases, Children’s World, Shop, Survival, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla

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Warzone Westerners Minecraft Server

China, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic policy, foreign affairs, gain, gdp, geopolitical consequences, global trade, international relations, market, market access, Minecraft, misunderstanding, per capita, political decisions, Server, strategic interests, Stupid Westerners, trade agreements, War, warzone, westerners

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	8261	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	829927	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Buildings Constructed:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AssassinationFail Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination gone wrong, AssassinationFail, Attempt, backfired scheme, BETRAYAL, Disappointment, Failure, foiled plot, Minecraft, Personal, Revenge, ruins, sabotage, Server, thwarted plans, tranny, unexpected, unexpected interference, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn of events, unexpected twist, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	4236	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of ruining assassination attempts! Our players are so skilled at dodging attacks that even trained assassins can’t take them down. It’s nothing personal, just pure Minecraft madness.

But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

RoofMania Minecraft Server

breach of security, man on the roof, Minecraft, presidential protection, RoofMania, rooftop intruder, secret service, security breach, security breach consequences, security breach investigation, security breach prevention, security breach protocol, security breach response, security lapse, security negligence, security oversight, security protocol, Server, surveillance failure, White House incident

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	9688	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

RespawnRIP

Accidents, Cancer, causes of death, chronic diseases, diabetes, global health, health statistics, Heart Disease, infectious diseases, leading causes of death, life expectancy, mortality, most common reason people die, obesity, preventable deaths, public health, RespawnRIP, respiratory diseases, Stroke, SUICIDE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

CreeperStrike: UkraineVsRussia

aggression, Conflict, CreeperStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Military, military strategy, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineVsRussia, West

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

lolzzz come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner ukrainian warrior and strike back at russiaaaaaa. we got crazy battles and explosions that will blow ur mindddd. build ur own army of minecraft mobs and take down those pesky russians in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this insane action. join now and show russia who’s boss on the virtual battlefieldddd. #ukrainestrong #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware

ParentalCamBlocker

“Youth, adolescence, Forbidden, forbidden love, hidden, home cameras, invasion of privacy, Memories, MODERN, Nostalgia, ParentalCamBlocker, parents, privacy, Rebellion, relationships, secret, Sneaking, Surveillance, Technology, teenage love, teenagers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Crops Grown:	3921

so, like, if you wanna relive those sneaky times but in a minecraft world, then join this server, dude! we got secret hideouts, hidden passages, and even a secret love shack for you and your pixelated boo.

imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.

plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.

come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!