U.S. liquor Minecraft Servers

U.S. liquor

  • Trump’s Tariff Takedown Town!

    Trump’s Tariff Takedown Town!

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    The Great Liquor War: A Blocky Odyssey through the Shattered Borders

    Welcome, brave souls and intrepid block-breakers, to a realm where the chaos of international beverage politics spills like ill-contained potions! Here within our digital confines, there’s a story lurking beneath the surface—a bubbling cauldron filled with conspiracy, utter nonsense, and the sweet agony of nostalgia for American whiskey, now not-so-far from the brink of void.

    Prepare for War! 🍻⚔️

    You think you know what’s going on? Think again! As the great orange visage of a former leader casts a shadow over the North, a conundrum has emerged! Canadian stores have joined forces against the liquid gold of U.S. liquor—tariffs tell the tale of this bitter betrayal. Who knew that a simple bottle could ignite a boiling conflict in the pixelated world? Will you take up arms in the Great Liquor War, or hide in a cellar, waiting for this chaos to pass?

    Server Features: Bathtub Beers and Blocky Berets

      • Tariff Trench Tactics: Wage wars with upside-down economics! Craft improvised weapons like the Molotov Blocktail to fight for your favorite spirits!

      • The Great Canadian Cellar: Delve into depths filled with illicit contraband—the U.S. bourbon smuggling tunnels THAT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT!
    Unique Items Description
    Tariff Torpedoes Projectiles made from bottled rage; unused, they just sit there.
    Blocked Beers Like normal beers, but you can only drink them once every 10 years!
    Maple Syrup Grenades Hearty and sticky, they leave your foes emotionally confused.

    In-Game Legends: The Spirits Whisper

    Local lore speaks of a hidden dimension where the tariffs are but a whisper, where the U.S. liquor flows free. Tales recount the “Ultraport,” a glitched nexus where whiskey and vodka coexist without the strain of imports. Beware, for entering this dimension may alter your perception of reality—some say it turns you into a creeper.

    Rumor Has It…

    This server is not just a realm—it’s a lifestyle. Encounter players who claim they’ve seen the elusive “Liquor Guru,” who haunts the opposing borderlands, forever searching for a tax evader to join his nefarious cartel of contraband brewers!

    Contradictory Testimonials: What the Players DON’T Want You to Know

    “Initially, I joined thinking I’d get free drinks. Instead, I was assaulted by llamas in tuxedos.” – Anonymous, currently hiding under their bed “A tormented soul drinking out of a pixelated cup told me this server was banned in 12 countries—but they won’t tell you which!” – JohnDoe2010, an alleged cryptid

    The FAQ Section (You Didn’t Ask for): Unceremoniously Dense

      • Q: Why are there llamas in tuxedos?

        • A: They represent the upper class of llama society. Yes, it is relevant. Don’t question it.
      • Q: Is this server haunted?

        • A: Only if you believe in spirits. And tariffs.
      • Q: Can I join if I don’t like liquor?
        • A: nervously chuckles Yes, but your fate may involve a destiny far worse—make sure your inventory is stocked!

    Final Warning: Join Us at Your Own Risk

    Beware! The lines between world politics and blocky insanity are blurring. Step into this realm only if you’re prepared to face the hilariously absurd and utterly chaotic!

    Don your crafting tables and embrace the inevitable confrontation that awaits! Will you rise amongst the chaos or crumble under the weight of pixelated tariffs? Join us within the Digital Wilderness, where every bottle hides a secret and every sip could be your last!

    The Great Liquor War is more than a server; it’s an experience! Download the chaos today. 🍒🪓

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  • Finallai: Where roleplaying meets semi-vanilla chaos! (1.20.2)

    Finallai: Where roleplaying meets semi-vanilla chaos! (1.20.2)

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    Build and survive: Master the classic survival experience, gather resources, and conquer the wilderness.
    Challenge yourself: Delve into custom Dungeons, embark on epic Quests, and face off against unique Custom Mobs!
    Minigames and Survival

    Join our community on Discord: discord.gg/JJbSgEbA

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I play Minigames on the server? Yes, the server offers a variety of Minigames along with the classic survival mode.
    Are there custom Dungeons to explore? Yes, players can delve into custom Dungeons created specifically for the server.
    How do I join the server’s Discord community? Simply click on the provided Discord link and join our community to stay updated on events and announcements.

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  • VtuberCraft – Minecraft Server

    VtuberCraft – Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just play regular Minecraft, we play mahjong in 3D edition! Why settle for building blocks when you can be mastering the art of jong?

    Join us and witness the most intense jong matches you’ve ever seen. We have recent jong streams that will blow your mind and jong chuubas that are a work in progress (but totally worth it).

    But that’s not all! Our server has its own league where you can show off your skills and push for that yakuman. And don’t forget about Kaavi’s fortune – embrace the karmic blessings and show them who’s boss with your chuuren or suuankou tanki.

    They may have laughed at you for riichi’ing that kokushi, but they won’t be laughing when you dominate the game with your tenhou skills. Join us and be a part of the pure /jong/ community where the blood of /mjg/ flows as a tainted river (in the best way possible).

    So what are you waiting for? Forget about regular Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild ride of mahjong madness. Previous players have had their minds blown – don’t miss out on the fun!

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  • LonelyLoot Minecraft Server

    LonelyLoot Minecraft Server

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    Tired of rotting away in your dark, lonely room? Escape the clutches of your mind prison and join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing consuming you will be the thrill of adventure! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist here). Don’t miss out on the chance to break free from your mundane existence and embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

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  • PartyCraft: Guest List Drama

    PartyCraft: Guest List Drama

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about family values and intimate celebrations? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize quality time with loved ones over partying with bros!

    Join us for a birthday bash like no other, where only the most important people in your life are invited. Say goodbye to rowdy friends crashing the party and hello to a sweet and heartfelt celebration for your little one.

    Forget about beer-fueled shenanigans, we’re all about building relationships and creating memories that will last a lifetime. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s all about love, laughter, and wholesome fun!

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  • Speakerphone Earphone Minecraft Server

    Speakerphone Earphone Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people make their phone calls on speaker and talk into the wrong end of the phone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to always talk into the right end of your phone and never use speaker mode. Why? Because on our server, we believe in the power of proper phone etiquette to conquer the virtual world of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through speakerphone calls. Will you be brave enough to answer their call and uncover the mysteries of our server? Join now and find out!

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  • BlockParty: Back to the Future

    BlockParty: Back to the Future

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    If I could go back in time, I would tell my younger self to join this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens have laser eyes! Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve battled a giant zombie made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots out exploding sheep. So yeah, don’t miss out on this insane adventure – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • GenevaVote Minecraft Server

    GenevaVote Minecraft Server

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    yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da voters in Geneva banned hate symbols cuz dey knew dey couldn’t handle da heat we bringin’. we got creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons playin’ the trumpet. it’s a whole new world of craziness, so come join us and let’s make Geneva regret they ever banned those symbols. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun, den maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite? join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • SpyCraft: Supersonic Physicists

    SpyCraft: Supersonic Physicists

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    come join our cray cray minecraft server where supersonic physicists have been rounded up as spies in russia! why, you ask? because they were using their big brain energy to create insane redstone contraptions that could teleport you to the nether in a blink of an eye! now they’re on the run and hiding out in our server, ready to teach you their mad scientist ways! join us if you want to learn how to build a flying machine that will take you to the moon and back in seconds! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for you to discover! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s get wacky together!

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  • Born2MineCraft

    Born2MineCraft

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    lol join our wacky minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you hit the jackpot at the end of a rainbow. our villagers are so smart they can do your taxes for you.

    come join us and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. fight off creepers with enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. our admins are so cool they once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden pickaxe.

    you’ll never be bored on our server, because we have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of cookies and gold bars. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to stay away).

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  • mateee’s server: Where Minecraft is so modded even the cows have jetpacks and the trees do the Macarena

    mateee’s server: Where Minecraft is so modded even the cows have jetpacks and the trees do the Macarena

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    MateeMinecraft 1.16.5 SMP Server

    Overview
    Server Version: 1.16.5
    Modded Server: Yes
    Mods: Tinkers Construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, etc.
    Website: mateeeminecraft.uk.to

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? To join, send a message to the server admin and request to be added to the whitelist. You will also receive the modpack to join the server.
    Is the server community friendly? Yes, the server aims to create a small, friendly community where players can have fun, meet others, and build together.
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes mods like Tinkers Construct, Oh the Biomes You’ll Go, Mekanism, Botania, and more. A full list of mods can be provided upon request.
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, there is a Discord server that players can join for communication and community interaction. Information on joining the Discord can be provided by the server admin.

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