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NovaCraft Server: No US Booze Allowed!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playin on lame minecraft servers with no fun? well do i have the server for u! come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground bar in nova scotia!

that’s right, we have our own liquor corporation in minecraft! we’ll be takin out all the u.s. alcohol from the store shelves cuz we only drink the finest minecraft brews! come join us for a wild time and get drunk on virtual drinks while buildin epic castles and fightin off creepers!

why join our server, u ask? well, where else can u find a minecraft server with a secret underground bar run by a liquor corporation in nova scotia? plus, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers! come join us for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9846	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	460

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Animals Bred:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Votes:	5835
Star Shards Collected:	240	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Votes:	1168
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

addition, Additions, Agreement, blocktopia, Community, COMPLETE, completion, consensus, cover, decision, discussion, FINAL, Future, gen 0, generation, group, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, NEW MEMBER, opinion, Server, speculation, Unity

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with no new updates or additions? Well, look no further because our server is constantly adding new members to gen 0 like it’s going out of style! We’ve got more new faces than a plastic surgeon’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride of surprises and never-ending excitement! Who knows, maybe next week we’ll add a talking llama as a new member, because why not? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around!