U-God Minecraft Servers

U-God Minecraft Servers

  • The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: “Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”

    The name of the Minecraft SMP could be: 
“Pussyfree General Minecraft SMP”
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 7415
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 196486 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Animals Bred: 151 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Farms Harvested: 647
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to impress girls and failing miserably every time? Do you prefer spending your days in the basement, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and dirty socks? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server, where we celebrate being eternal virgins and proud of it!

    Our server, lovingly dubbed the “No Nut Never edition,” is a haven for those who have given up on ever getting laid or just prefer the company of their right hand. We’ve got a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to get a date and failing spectacularly.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of sad losers crying into our pillows every night. We’ve got epic builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground bunker filled with…well, let’s just say it’s not safe for work.

    So come join us and embrace your inner virginity! Who needs real women when you’ve got Minecraft, right? Plus, we’ve got a question of the thread that will have you laughing so hard, you might just forget about your lack of game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a virgin is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BestCraftMc

    BestCraftMc
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 6650
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Explore a World Where Every Choice Matters BestCraftMC takes Minecraft back to basics but with all the custom features a modern server should have. We believe in honouring the grind, rewarding commitment, and creating a world where players are in control of their own destiny.

    bestcraftmc.com:27143

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

    ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 865
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Star Shards Collected: 299
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    game.fairytavern.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 4325
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

    So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1550
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Project Respawn

    Project Respawn
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 774
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Potions Brewed: 166
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Dragon Eggs Found: 4273
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3680 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

    projectrespawn.dedimc.io

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

    Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9147
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

    Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 2552
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Balhorn

    Balhorn
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 6124
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

    play.balhorn.online

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Saturday Night Minecraft Server

    Saturday Night Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5444
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 471 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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