U Chan Minecraft Servers

U Chan Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyAncients

    CraftyAncients
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 4330
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6439
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a fine wine – it’s been around for so long that it’s practically a dinosaur in the gaming world!

    Join us for a wild ride through time and space as we uncover the ancient secrets of Minecraft that have been hiding right under our noses this whole time. Our server is so old, it’s practically a relic from a bygone era. But don’t worry, we’ve kept it up to date with all the latest mods and features to keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of an ancient burial ground, and that the spirits of long-gone gamers haunt the virtual halls. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges that await you in our haunted server? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our ancient Minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing on a piece of gaming history. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this virtual time capsule!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AntiSemiticGrieferGone

    AntiSemiticGrieferGone
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 7044
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Animals Bred: 94 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN AMSTERDAM CLUB CANCELING A COMEDIAN’S SHOW! WE GOT ANTISEMITIC THREATS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CREEPERS IN THE NIGHT! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YOUR BACK WITH OUR EPIC MODS AND ADMIN TEAM READY TO BAN THOSE HATERS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “REDSTONE”! SO COME JOIN THE FUN AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WE HANDLE THE DRAMA LIKE A BOSS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Heights: VR Therapy

    Crafty Heights: VR Therapy
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 167
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 440 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u ever been so scared of heights u start sweatin’ just lookin’ at a tall buildin’? Well, dis server is da cure for dat! We got Virtual Reality Exposure Therapy up in here, so u can face ur fear of heights head on in Minecraft!

    Join us and climb to the top of da tallest towers, jump off and feel da rush of adrenaline as u plummet towards da ground (don’t worry, u won’t actually die). Our therapists are here to guide u through da process and help u conquer ur acrophobia once and for all!

    So what u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane Minecraft server and face ur fears like a boss! Plus, we got free snacks at da virtual therapy sessions, so it’s a win-win situation!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

    Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 5568
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Animals Bred: 158
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Mines Excavated: 3977 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more intense than a 200km bike journey through the mountains on coke! We’ve got grandad roleplay that will make you question your life choices. Hop on and ride like you’re riding an older man in a sauna. Our private stalls are perfect for getting your rocks off with strangers bursting in. Experience the thrill of having a massive load dumped deep inside you, just like in a German gangbang porn. Spread your ass and watch that creampie drip out while using it as lube. Get ready for a wild time that will make you want to download Grindr immediately. We cater to all your older pervert needs, so come be our little plaything and get ready for loads shot down your throat or all over your tummy. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where you can be whatever you want to be, as long as it involves getting some hot, steamy action with older men.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MedicatedMinecraft

    MedicatedMinecraft
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2396
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Votes: 6409 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Look no further than our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape! Join us and leave all the aunt gossip and drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 40th birthday without any unwanted comments about your mental health. Say goodbye to family members judging your every move and hello to a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time.

    Uninvite your aunt from your real-life trip and invite her to join you on our server instead. Who needs a ship with a casino when you can build your own virtual paradise with friends from all over the world? Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So, don’t hesitate any longer – join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConfidenceCraft SMP

    ConfidenceCraft SMP
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 7662
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Star Shards Collected: 299
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a unicorn, amirite?

    And the best part is, we have a secret dance party every Friday night where we all wear chicken suits and do the Macarena. It’s lit, fam. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I wished for a lifetime supply of pizza, obviously.

    So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of crazy adventures, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SadScenesMC

    SadScenesMC
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4865
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Emeralds Found: 8141
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie chickens comes charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a special potion that turns them into friendly, dancing chickens instead.

    Or how about this: you stumble upon a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about that creeper sneaking up behind you.

    So why join our server? Because we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest

    WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3401
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Towns Built: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.

    plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.

    so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Baby Bump Brain Boosters

    Baby Bump Brain Boosters
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9426
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1316 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Potions Brewed: 97 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like being pregnant but without da stretch marks! ur brain gonna be like BAM! with all dem changes, makin u a super momma in da game. u gonna be buildin epic structures with dem enhanced maternal instincts and mental health. forget dem default mode and frontoparietal networks, we got blocks to stack and creepers to smack! so come join us and let ur brain go wild in dis wacky world of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost Heroines Realm 1.21.3

    Lost Heroines Realm 1.21.3
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 2296
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the never-ending wait for season 2 and volume 8 of whatever the hell you’re talking about!

    We have pixelated adventures that will make you forget all about your missing content!

    Build your own world and create your own story with us!

    Who needs season 2 when you can have unlimited seasons in Minecraft?!

    Come join us and never look back at your old show again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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