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Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Towns Built:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

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“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	178
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	1

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	109	Farms Harvested:	101
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Animals Bred:	145
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3499
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1878	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

BlockyWorldChanger

10. Mind-altering, 11. Paradigm shift, 12. Unexpected truth, 13. Unsee, 14. New perspective, 15. Unveil reality, 16. Shocking revelation, 17. Altered perception, 18. Uncover truth, 19. Changed outlook, 2. Life lessons, 20. Unexpected knowledge., 3. Perspective shift, 4. Knowledge, 5. Worldview, 6. Eye-opening, 7. Unlearn, 8. Ignorance is bliss, 9. Life-changing, BlockyWorldChanger, regret

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ores Mined:	3726
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	128

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ores Mined:	647
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!