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Minecraft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, Aria, cope, Dark Corvus, Epic, epic seven, general, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, smp, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, update, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1867
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more epic than summoning a 5* Last Rider Krau in Epic Seven? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got resources that will make your diamond mining skills look like child’s play, and our raids are so intense they make Yuffine’s Raid Boss Guide look like a bedtime story.

And don’t forget about our legendary /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, and Partyvan. Make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or risk being banished to the Netori guild (just kidding…maybe).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CraftyPig – Modern Minecraft Server

#pantsu, 11/28 Update, Aria, cope, CraftyPig, Dark Corvus, e7g, Epic Seven General, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, MODERN, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, Server, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most epic one out there! Join now for a chance to fight against the legendary Raid Boss Yufine and earn epic rewards!

Join one of our wacky guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan and show off your skills in the most outrageous battles Minecraft has ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our server today! Just remember to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or else you might get caught in a netori trap!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

age of AIwaifus, AI revolution, Artificial Intelligence, breaking barriers, CraftyFam, destroy gender roles, embracing diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, future technology, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender equality movement, Gender Fluidity, gender neutrality, gender stereotypes, inclusive society, Minecraft, progressive mindset, Server, societal norms, we can all be like this

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	177
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Star Shards Collected:	169	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, come join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and destroy gender roles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of AIwaifus show up and challenge you to a dance-off. If you win, you get to keep all the diamonds you find. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be doing the Macarena for the rest of eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let’s show the world that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life where we can all be like this.

NoobTechPro in Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Backpack, basics, Beginner, Computer, cybersecurity, Digital, Files, Homeless, IRS, jockey, learning, Minecraft, NEWB, Nomad, Non-Existent, NoobTechPro, privacy, Schizo, smp, starting out, Tech, Technology

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	80	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in the world of tech? Do you dream of living off the grid, evading the IRS like a pro? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and become a homeless schizo tech jockey, living out of a virtual backpack and mastering the art of file creation on your computer. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back. Just make sure to wait a while before making a thread, because things can get pretty wild around here!

MommaBearSwimBan

AITAH, anxiety, aunt, Boundaries, child care, Communication, DAUGHTER, family member, hot weather, husband, medication, MommaBearSwimBan, mother-in-law, overreacting, parenting, pool safety, postpartum depression, Safety concerns, swimming, texas, Trust

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Texas in the summer? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the scorching heat outside.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?

And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!

CraftyCrafterz

Advancements, best invention, breakthroughs, Civilization, Communication, CraftyCrafterz, creativity, Development, discoveries, Evolution, Healthcare, History, human invention, innovation, intelligence, modern world, progress, society, Technology, Tools, Transportation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

The best human invention to date is definitely our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was created by a group of magical unicorns who wanted to bring joy and laughter to all Minecraft players. They sprinkled it with pixie dust and rainbow sparkles, making it the most epic and fun server in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of jelly beans? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the magic begin!

CraftyCreeperProtests

activism, Anti Israel protests, anti-semitism, Canada, Conflict, CraftyCreeperProtests, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Experts, foreign influence, global affairs, Government, international relations, iran, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Politics, Propaganda, protest movements, Warning

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	6208	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIT AF! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA!

BUT DAT’S NOT ALL, WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE DIAMOND ARMOR THAT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS LIKE SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES?

PLUS, WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR AND A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT GRANTS WISHES TO ALL WHO PET ITS RAINBOW MANE!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER FULL OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS AND WACKY ADVENTURES, THEN COME ON DOWN! JUST BEWARE OF THE EVIL LLAMA KING WHO RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST…AND A FLUFFY LLAMA HAT!

Chainsaw Games Network

BLEPS, bow PVP game, Chainsaw Games Network, Community, Duel TNT, free, INVISIBLE, Minecraft, new gamemode, Original Gamemodes, PVP game mode, realms minigames, Rogues 2, Survival, tnt spleef

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

The only Network hosting these 100% original gamemodes! Come join the community going over 10 years strong.

Meet ChainsawNinja and Co. on our official server 😋

Play the classic Realms Minigames on a server with your friends! We have supported these games on Realms for a decade, and now we bring them to you for free to enjoy with our entire community.

Our currently supported modes:

BLEPS: our new instant-kill bow PVP game. Customize your experience to create wacky game modes or form a team to compete with the best in the world!

Duel TNT: a game with 8 years of updates and an active tournament community. The premier class-based tnt spleef experience.

Rogues 2: are you brave enough to play the notoriously difficult PVP game mode? Only one little catch, you are invisible when you don’t move 😉

More to come…

ALL NEW GAMEMODE

Chainsaw Games Network Minecraft Server

chainsaw.games

FunnyMC: No Vanilla Ice, Just Pure Fusion Fun!

Active players, calledabyss, Community, Discord, eligibility, Fun, FunnyMC, Fusion, fusionmc, gameplay, Ice, Ip:, Join, Private, Pure, questions, report system, rules, semi anarchy, server hosting, smooth gameplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Overview of FusionMC Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Community	Super friendly and engaging
Active Players	10+
Server Hosting	Super expensive for smooth gameplay
Reporting System	Report rulebreakers via Discord
Joining Process	Add “calledabyss” on Discord for whitelist
Server IP	play.fusionprivate.com
Whitelist Requirement	Whitelisted players only

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join FusionMC?

A: Add “calledabyss” on Discord, answer some questions, and get whitelisted to join the server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on FusionMC.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be found on Discord or by asking a moderator in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report rulebreakers by contacting a moderator or using the reporting system on Discord.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: FusionMC is semi-anarchy, so there are minimal restrictions on building and gameplay. However, be respectful of other players and follow the server rules.

“CraftyTranime” Minecraft Server

A, Anime, bullshit, common, Community, controversial, CraftyTranime, discussion, increasing, internet culture, Legitimate, long tail tag, Minecraft, online poll, opinion, Opinion poll, Server, Strawpoll, tourist cancer, tranime, trend, Vote, Word

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tranime Diamond, rumored to grant players the power to turn into their favorite anime character in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Tranime Ender Dragon, a creature so powerful and majestic that even the most seasoned players tremble at the thought of facing it. Will you be brave enough to take on this mighty beast and claim its treasure for yourself?

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy and colorful as you are, then you’ve come to the right place! Our players are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure, so you’ll never be bored with us around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

SMP Squad Goals: Hanging with the Block Party – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, BLOCK, Body language, Communication, embarrassing moments, FLIRTING, forgetting names, friendship, goals, group dynamics, group of people, guy likes me, Hanging, hanging out, Minecraft, mixed signals, Party, peer pressure, relationships, smp, social circles, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, socializing, socially friends, squad

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	1501
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most awkward and hilarious moments with a group of players! We have a guy who likes you in the group, but he’s too shy to admit it. One time, we were all hanging out and you looked at him and loudly said, “Sorry, I keep forgetting your name.” He blushed so hard, it was priceless! Who knows what other crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness some epic social interactions and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

BabyBlockRent

baby, BabyBlockRent, bills, childhood trauma, Commitment, Contribution, Divorce, family, fear, intact family, Marriage, maternity leave, MONEY, Mortgage, parents, POVERTY, relationship, support system, Therapy, Trauma, trust issues

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	8009	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	264	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: a player (41M) and his fiancée (34F) have been together for 8 years, engaged for 6, and just had their first Minecraft baby together. But wait, there’s more! Her parents’ Minecraft house burned down, her Minecraft mom abandoned her, and now she’s terrified of commitment because of the “power and control” it would give her partner. Can they work through their issues and build a happy Minecraft family together? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! With a baby on the way and trust issues galore, tensions are running high in this Minecraft household. Will the fiancée start contributing to the mortgage and bills, or will she continue to live rent-free in her partner’s Minecraft world? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server, where every decision could make or break their Minecraft relationship.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never experience anything like it anywhere else. From unexpected plot twists to heated arguments over virtual money, this server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the chaos firsthand – join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!