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Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5974	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	3836	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	9758
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	4651
Mines Excavated:	2854	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	292	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	260	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crops Grown:	3577	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸