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SwarthyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Sarmatians themselves? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as swarthy, short, and fat as those ancient warriors! Our players may not be fruitful like the Sarmatian women, but our lean slaves give birth to so many virtual children that you’ll never run out of fellow players to team up with. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud at the same time. Who knew ancient history could be so entertaining in block form? -
CraftyAF Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds.Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!
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CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all emotions, even if it means crying over cake! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?
Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!
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Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are better at PvP than you!
Welcome to Stormy Lagoon
Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft version 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!
Server Details:
Version 1.21.1, Available on Java & Bedrock Server IP play.stormylagoon.com Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java) Discord https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm Discord Username Duvahl Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7 FAQ
What Sets Us Apart?
- Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
- Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
- Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
- Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
- No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
- Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
- Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
- Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
- Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
- Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
- Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
- Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
- Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.
Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!
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HotelLootHoarder
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can blame others for your mistakes and get free stuff in return? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of leaving your favorite items in a closet, blaming someone else for it, and getting rewarded with free nights and breakfast in return!But wait, there’s more! You can also expect outrageous demands from your fellow players, like asking them to pay for your lost clothes because they didn’t check the closet. It’s all fun and games until someone loses a diamond sword, am I right?
So come on down to our server and let the drama unfold! Who needs actual responsibilities when you can just shift the blame and get rewarded for it? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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Redstone Revolution
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is changing their nuclear doctrine because of some western stuff in ukraine. but don’t worry, on this server, we got, like, nuclear-powered pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro. you gotta join and see for yourself. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens. it’s, like, the ultimate survival challenge, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! -
Humblecraft: Vanilla Amplified – The Server Where You Can Hear Steve Sing in Perfect Harmony! Launching Soon on Saturday, Sept 7th!
Server Name: Vanilla Amplified Island SMP Launch Date: Coming Soon Server Type: Survival Multiplayer (SMP) Server Features: – Selective Player Base – Community-Driven Rules – Collaborative Island Build – Exciting World Seed Application Process: Strict application process for dedicated players Server Rules: Community-influenced rules for fairness and enjoyment Trust System: No land claims, trust-based system with CoreProtect FAQs:
1. When is the server launching?
The server is launching next Saturday. The exact time will be decided based on player availability.
2. How can I join the server?
To join the server, fill out the application form at the following link: Application Form
3. Are there specific requirements to join?
We are looking for dedicated players who are eager to contribute and be part of a close-knit community. A strict application process is in place to ensure a quality player base.
4. Will there be a communal island build challenge?
Yes, for the first month, there will be a collaborative island build challenge where all players work together on a single amplified island to foster a communal gaming experience.
5. How are disputes handled on the server?
We operate on a trust-based system backed by CoreProtect, where no land claims are needed. Disputes are swiftly handled by the admin team to maintain a fair and enjoyable environment.
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UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES LIKE UKRAINE BUT WE USE EM TO PROTECT OUR ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT A WHOLE TEAM OF DRONE PILOTS READY TO BATTLE IT OUT IN THE SKY. COME JOIN US AND FLY HIGH LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE PILOT, BUT WITHOUT THE POLITICAL TENSION. LET’S PROTECT OUR BLOCKY ENERGY SUPPLY TOGETHER, ONE EXPLOSION AT A TIME. -
BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server
HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO SPARKLE? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE UP IN HERE! PUTIN’S RELATIVES R RUNNING THE SHOW AND THEY’RE BRINGIN’ ALL THE DRAMA! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA ACTION? JOIN US AND WATCH THE PLOT TWISTS UNFOLD! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN A BRITISH ACCENT! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS!