type perk Minecraft Servers

type perk

  • Melee Mayhem: Just Pick Your Perks!

    Melee Mayhem: Just Pick Your Perks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Melee perks are as easy as picking your mandatory Diamond Sword Perk and ultimate perk, because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly?

    And don’t even get me started on our Destruction perks – just pick your Fireball perk and Explosion utility perk and Ultimate perk and start Dualcasting like a maniac. Who needs balance when you can just blow everything up?

    Oh, and did we mention that Conjuration is unusable until level 100? Because who needs summoning spells when you can just rely on your trusty sword and fireball combo?

    And let’s be real, Skyrim is absolute dogshit compared to our server. Dark Souls, which came out 2 months earlier, has a more thoughtful, involved, and skill-based magic and melee system. I mean, how did Skyrim ever sell 1 copy, let alone 70 million copies?

    So come join our server for some chaotic, unbalanced, and downright ridiculous gameplay. Who needs logic and balance when you can just have a good time?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server

    StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the best girls will let you grope their boobies under the stars inside an onsen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?

    2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!

    3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.

    4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!

    So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

    SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!

    So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TreadmillTurfWars

    TreadmillTurfWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to your workout routine? Look no further than our server! We know that interrupting someone’s workout should be a felony, just like our running friend said. So if you want a server that values your treadmill time, join us!

    We promise not to have any annoying gym-goers trying to kick you off your favorite treadmill just so they can run next to each other. And if they do try, we’ll have security kick them out faster than you can say “intervals.”

    So come join our server and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, just like you deserve. And remember, on our server, treadmill etiquette is law!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChildhoodHorrorStory – Minecraft SMP

    ChildhoodHorrorStory – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh boy, let me tell you about the time I joined this wild Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world filled with chaos and hilarity.

    Picture this: I spawn in and immediately get chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on chickens. I had to run for my life while trying to fend them off with a carrot stick I found on the ground. Eventually, I stumbled upon a group of players who were building a giant roller coaster that led straight into a lava pit. Of course, I had to try it out and ended up getting launched into the air and landing in a pool of slime.

    But the craziest part was when I discovered a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and holding enchanted swords. Turns out they were the protectors of the server and only allowed players to enter if they could defeat them in a dance-off. Let’s just say my flossing skills saved the day.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you definitely need to join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back for those sneaky zombie villagers on chickens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP