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PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: OOC Panels

Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, ITT, memes, Minecraft, offbeat, Online Community, OOC, OOC Panels, Out of Context Panels, Panels, PixelatedPals, pop culture, Random, smp, social media, surreal, Unconventional, unexpected, viral content

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchantments Applied:	297
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake, intense debates over the best way to build a dirt hut, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and llamas. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! So come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your house blown up by creepers)!

SisterSavageCraft

Argument, attitude, Boundaries, camping trip, Communication, exhaustion, family, Help, lack of sleep, Niece, Nurses, Overnight, relationships, responsibilities, rush hour traffic, single mom, sister, SisterSavageCraft, stress, Support, work

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Votes:	1395	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sibling drama, late-night shifts, and forgotten trailer keys!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your sister (played by a 29-year-old nurse) calls you for help. Will you risk it all and drive three hours in rush hour traffic to save the day? Or will you stand your ground and refuse, sparking a heated argument that will go down in Minecraft history?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of camping trips with toddlers, single mom struggles, and passive-aggressive phone calls that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community as chaotic and entertaining as this? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, sleepless nights, and unforgettable moments that will have you saying, “Why does that matter?”

PixelPerfect

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being the most attractive player on your current Minecraft server and not getting the recognition you deserve? Look no further, because on our server, you will be worshipped like the pixelated god/goddess that you are!

Join us and experience a world where your beauty is so blinding that other players will have to wear sunglasses just to look at you. Your mere presence will cause mobs to drop their weapons and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, for jealous players may try to sabotage your good looks by throwing potions of ugliness at you. Don’t worry though, our server has a team of magical beauticians who will ensure that you always look flawless, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this fabulous adventure where your attractiveness knows no bounds!

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure

Adventure, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Exploration, Gain Ground, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Military Administration, military strategy, Newly Captured Areas, Politics, president, SECURITY, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, Victory, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Potions Brewed:	193
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

MalariaCraft: Cholesterol Trojan

antimalarial drugs, cholesterol, cholesterol-mimicking steroid, disease prevention, drug delivery, drug delivery system, drug development, drug efficacy, drug targeting, health science, human host cells, inhibitory effects, innovative technology, malaria treatment, MalariaCraft, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, PARASITE, pharmaceuticals, research, Toxicity, TROJAN, Trojan horse method

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	753205	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta like, deliver stuff to the bad guys to defeat them? well, this server is like that but with antimalarial drugs! we got this crazy “Trojan horse” method where we deliver the drugs to the parasites by like, disguising them as cholesterol or something. it’s like, super effective and stuff. join our server and help us defeat the parasites in the most epic way possible! plus, it’s totally safe for humans so u don’t gotta worry about any toxicity or whatever. come join us and be a hero in the fight against malaria!

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Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Factions, factions city, factions civilization, factions economy, factions pvp, factions raid, factions roleplay, factions survival, Factions War, PvP, Quests, Raid, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	5460
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mines Excavated:	2837
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

survival server the u can make cities and do gang wars at the o block and visit other civilizations this server is pretty cool and theres not that many rules u just cant really hack cuz the server has some stuff and yeah

allows-junior.gl.joinmc.link

Welcome to Memelands: where the vanilla flows, the whitelist knows, and the resets… never happen! v1.20.4

Active players, application, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Endless, Events, Exploration, flows, happen, Memelands, Minecraft, olympics, Possibilities, Resets, rules, secure environment, server ip, smp, v1.20.4, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6130
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Memelands Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Memelands is an SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been playing on the current map since 2019, ensuring a rich history and unique builds to discover. Events are held regularly, and the server is Vanilla with essential datapacks and protective plugins.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Memelands?

A: Players must be 15 years or older to apply to join the server.

Q: Does the server have rules in place for player behavior?

A: Yes, some basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment of other players. A more detailed list can be found in the Discord server and website.

Q: How is the server financed?

A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box from the community, and votes are held for important decisions. Members can also submit blog posts about the server on the website.

Q: Is there a whitelist and application process for new members?

A: Yes, there is a whitelist and application system in place to ensure new members are welcomed into a secure environment. The application form can be found on the website.

Q: Are there community events on Memelands?

A: Yes, events are held regularly on the server, including jeopardy nights, build contests, and sporting activities like the Memelands olympics. Events are scheduled at times convenient for the majority of players.

NijiENCraft: The Unstoppable Server

content creators, digital content, dramafags, eat your heart out, entertainment industry, fanbase, Gaming Community, growing stronger, internet culture, LIVESTREAMING, NijiEN, NijiENCraft, Online Community, online personalities, online streaming, Server, Unstoppable, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Virtual talent agency, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crops Grown:	2930	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old drama and nonsense? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate drama-free zone! We’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more excitement than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire, battling epic bosses, and riding on the backs of dragons (yes, you read that right). Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting.”

So what are you waiting for? Leave the dramafags behind and come join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP

awkward, bathroom, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Curiosity, EMBARRASSING, fetish, hot, INTIMATE, personal experience, privacy, public restroom, Shameless, social norms, Stories, taboo, TOILET, ToiletWatcherMinecraftSMP, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1279	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to witness a woman shamelessly using the toilet right in front of you…and actually found it hot! Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky stories to share, from toilet shenanigans to epic battles with giant chickens.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

LoveCraft SMP: Low Point Rescue

lovecraft, point, rescue, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	6560	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP where relationships are the key to survival! Need someone to watch your back while fighting off creepers? Look no further, your Minecraft soulmate is waiting for you here!

Our server is filled with love and laughter, with players forming alliances stronger than diamond armor. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Join our weekly speed dating events in the Nether! Who knows, you might just find your in-game partner for life.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, love is the ultimate power-up. Don’t let those low points in your relationship bring you down, join us and let your love for Minecraft flourish like never before!