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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8408 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4401 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 515 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
